Read from the bottom up, I think this is pretty funny... Abe Froman @SteveMartian Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn Andy Rautins(Adrian Brody) puts up a 3. As we follow the ball through the air, it turns into a grape. Landing in Fine's mouth Retweeted by Colin Quinn 51m Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open I think Malkovich or Ben Kingsley as Coach Boeheim. Stanley Tucci also great. Anthony Mackie as a young Sherman Douglas. 1h Stephen Jonathan @cally295 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn Name the production company Fine & Dandy and have an end credit where a basketball slowly rolls across a gym floor. Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open The team wins championship. Everybody is cheering, cut to me staring off into distance as Amy Winehouse You Know I'm No Good plays. 1h Tommy Lord @T_Gunns87 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn the dean of the school plays a "mr roeper type" he's always trying to catch you with the ball boy. Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open The opening credits include a shot of me patting a player on the butt as he runs off court and we freeze like Goodfellas as the credits zoom 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Everytime they play the Gary Glitter song in the Carrier Dome it cuts to me with a tear in my eye. Not sure if it's for team or Gary. 1h jasongottshall @JasonMarkG Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn every episode would have "fine" as the title... Thanksgiving ep is entitled "fine dining." Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open A quiet scene where I explain to a ball boy what it means to be an orangeman as i slowly devour an orange while I stare at him. 1h Joshua Chapa @joshuachapa Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn What sex scare/meme are you gonna create ala "Rainbow Parties?" How 'bout 'T-Balling.' Retweeted by Colin Quinn 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open There's also scenes that show my good side. I give the team a couple of tips on what to watch out for with Georgetown and they win at buzzer 1h patrick @Dubbs330 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn maybe have a "very special episode" where you have to come clean about a herpes outbreak Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h John Shea @thejohnshea Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn If you're here and Laurie's there that means the ball boys at... Uh oh! Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h Todd Gack @MickGruffSter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn How about a cameo from @snooki as the Orange mascot?? Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Nikki Minaj plays jealous G.F. of young Carmelo Anthony and she's all up in my wife's grill. "Stupid hoe!" (cross promotion) 1h Tommy Lord @T_Gunns87 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn a tanned Roseanne to play Laurie Fine? Retweeted by Colin Quinn In reply to Colin Quinn 1h Jesus of Boxcars @BoxcarJesus Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @iamcolinquinn "The Mix Up": episode where Bernie & Laurie both schedule a date w the ball boy on the same day @ the same time. Confusion! Retweeted by Colin Quinn 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Then we have an episode where me and Laurie have sex with each other and everyone says "That show jumped the shark"! 1hColin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open ..Jim, come out and say it". He looks away and mutters "I'm just saying be careful, Bernie, just....be discreet for God's sakes!" 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Then when we go on the road Boeheim pulls me aside and lectures me about "protocol". I look him in the eye "If you've got something to say.. 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Then there's an episode call Thanksgiving, where we go over to Boeheim's house but he invited one of the players and ballboy! Awkward!! 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @EricArsenal I don't know if Syracuse had any white players since Rony Seikaly but I will look into it for you. In reply to @EricArsenal 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Classic mix up episodes where Laurie is driving ball boy to go have sex with players and he's trying to avoid me, (Bernie) and it's hijinks. 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Looking for actress to play wife Laurie Fine also in talks with Drake to play a young Derrick Coleman and a "Bieber type" to play ballboy. 1h Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Excited about my new sitcom deal with TBS! They've green lit my show, Everything' Fine! I play Bernie Fine the asst coach at Syracuse.
Strange to hear him joke about it. I believe he's come out before and talked about being molested by a priest.
These aren't really "jokes" he's writing. Colin Quinn is the funniest thing on Twitter, and the more people don't get it, the funnier it gets.
Good thing its not John Stewart or Stephen Colbert, then I'd really be worried. Some washed up comic from 80's SNL....who gives a $h!t?
He seems to know a a whole lot about the program and former players - does he have a Syracuse connection?
That brings the lols. This day can't get much better, an SU win, Saturday Night Fever on AMC and Colin Quinn posting on an Orange board. Sheista, I should have played Powerball tonight
I got through about 4 of his tweets and gave up. If you're trying to be funny on twitter, you should get that across in 140 characters, not 140 tweets. I just slapped my nuts on the screen and the resulting tweet was funnier than the entirety of that stuff. (Granted, my left nut is named 'Steven' and my right nut is named 'Wright' so I may have an unfair advantage, but still)
