Otto’s Army into Semis of Naismith Student Section of the Year

Send it to Mark Schwarz

It should make appearances at future Gloria Allred press conferences.

That would actually be a novel change for Mrs. Allred's 'legal strategy'.

Since it absolutely pains us all to watch a player of an opposing team make a circus shot at the end of the shot clock, why cant we do what so many other student sections do and count down the "last five seconds" when the shot clock reads 7 or so (or count down 5 with 3 seconds to go). Duke does it and I swear it gets me every time.

All that is needed are five pieces of cardboard with numbers (1-5) on each one. The cheerleaders can hold them up and start it for the student section. Over time, everyone will follow along. Its not tough to do and only requires that people pay attention to the game.

We've done that before. At least, tried to. Ran through it in pep rallies and executed it in-game. At least we did the last couple of years, not sure about this year since I've only made it up for the UConn game.