Rak Christmas Puns

[Trueblue25]

Found these on a cleveland fan forum and they're great.

"Possible Fred puns

After a block: "He gets nothing for Christmas"

After a slam dunk: "A stocking stuffer for Christmas"

After a nice pass: "Christmas is a season for giving"

When he plays with Kyrie, Love and LeBron: "The three wise men and Christmas"

When he pumps up the crowd: "The Q getting in the Christmas spirit"

When he "gets himself a bird" : "He got himself partridge in a pear tree"

http://realcavsfans.com/community/index.php?threads/36-rakeem-christmas-pf-c-syracuse.46021/page-2

 

[SUintheVille]

Found these on a cleveland fan forum and they're great.

"Possible Fred puns

After a block: "He gets nothing for Christmas"

After a slam dunk: "A stocking stuffer for Christmas"

After a nice pass: "Christmas is a season for giving"

When he plays with Kyrie, Love and LeBron: "The three wise men and Christmas"

When he pumps up the crowd: "The Q getting in the Christmas spirit"

When he "gets himself a bird" : "He got himself partridge in a pear tree"

http://realcavsfans.com/community/index.php?threads/36-rakeem-christmas-pf-c-syracuse.46021/page-2

So when Rak shows up in Cleveland, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Rakeem driving to the hole: Rak to the rack.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Fireball Jr., if this is you, I ban you from these boards forever -

Posted by some douche named Cavsfever -

"I am a Syracuse fan and have never been that impressed by Christmas. But that might be the accumulated impressions of watching his first three years, when he flat out sucked. Of course he had a breakout year this year. But his skill set leaned heavily on leveraging his physical advantages in the post, which he will not have against centers in the NBA. He did have a nice jump hook at times but I don't know if will be able to consistently establish position for it in the NBA.

Plus, Boeheim really featured him in the offense.

As far as I can tell he has no real 'stretch' capacities at all as a PF (i.e. he can't shoot). He is pretty athletic (quick and can jump, solid shot blocker) but not eye-poppingly so -- not super strong, although it was hard to tell playing against younger smaller guys. I don't think he can match up against true NBA centers.

I think he really blew the draft combine away, he must have to move up on the boards. Maybe he showcased some new skills."