Corrected. Somehow I missed it earlier (seriously). Sorry.I feel so unwanted. CTO didn't Tee up my haiku.
Just ate lots of ribs
Feel too full to keep drinking
that, lets hit it
Edit- not to drunk to keep drinking, too full. Thank god for "club" Long Island ice teas... Can't believe I made it 27 years of my life without finding out about these little club drinks
You did great. Five syllables, seven syllables. Five syllables. You nailed it.My wife is trying to explain iambic pentameters to me. Way to drunk to understand right now
Is a Club Long Island Iced Tea what it sounds like? Because oh man...