HtownOrange
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Here we are, as ridiculous as it may seem, our Orangemen must face the BYE Fighting BYEs! We need a new scheduler, playing BYE once a year is too much, twice a year is depressing.
Forget the analysis, I am jumping to the conclusions:
No tailgate at the Fine Mess. Even the Diest of Hardest fans lack interest in today’s game. Not worth the trouble, go rake leaves, pick apples and pumpkins or something.
McCord does not throw for 300 yards. Let’s be honest, BYE lackeys a serious DB corp. It’s not fair that McCord goes off on the equivalent of playing little children.
LQA gains no yards. No, the ByEs cannot stop LQA but, hey, I can tun all over the BYEs and I am nearly three times their age! Rest LQA today, keep him fresh for Pitt.
This will be a low scoring affair, pure ball control and eat up the clock. Rumor has that HCFB has offered to play a running clock and the BYEs have accepted. Parking will take more time than the game will.
In the end, the BYEs offer no game, our starters get much needed rest and rehab, the fans don’t really miss anything, and leaves across CNY are rakes as they should be.
There you have it. No analysis, just conclusions. Enjoy the game. Go Orangemen!
Forget the analysis, I am jumping to the conclusions:
No tailgate at the Fine Mess. Even the Diest of Hardest fans lack interest in today’s game. Not worth the trouble, go rake leaves, pick apples and pumpkins or something.
McCord does not throw for 300 yards. Let’s be honest, BYE lackeys a serious DB corp. It’s not fair that McCord goes off on the equivalent of playing little children.
LQA gains no yards. No, the ByEs cannot stop LQA but, hey, I can tun all over the BYEs and I am nearly three times their age! Rest LQA today, keep him fresh for Pitt.
This will be a low scoring affair, pure ball control and eat up the clock. Rumor has that HCFB has offered to play a running clock and the BYEs have accepted. Parking will take more time than the game will.
In the end, the BYEs offer no game, our starters get much needed rest and rehab, the fans don’t really miss anything, and leaves across CNY are rakes as they should be.
There you have it. No analysis, just conclusions. Enjoy the game. Go Orangemen!