DoctahLexus
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Not sure where is best to do this so just starting a new thread, because there simply has to be a rapidly typed monday rant about the abysmal commentary and overall production value both us and all lacrosse fans have been dealing with. This year has been a race to the bottom in production value across all conferences. The student commentary we have had the first three games...I will say the one pro in their favor is that they have almost definitely played lacrosse before. The guy doing color knows all the terminology in the game, knows when a shot or pass is backhanded sidearm or what have you, knows basics of strategy and sliding and exploiting short stick dms etc. The two different play by play guys have been solid there as well, and they will occasionally drop a relevant fact on team or player stats from past years. Clearly they did some homework.
That's about it for positives. The best simple advice you could give them is to stop trying to make every word out of your mouth a bold significant statement. Stop trying to make every commentary moment go viral. The aggrandizing of Spallina is at a level that make Carc and Anish look like hating biased twitter trolls. He is a freshman, and just because he is the number 1 ranked recruit and wearing a famous number does NOT make him "arguably the best player in college lacrosse" (not exact quote but close to it) or "the superstar" or "there is no one who can do what he can do" or anything like that. Will have to watch some of the youtube highlights to get more of the horrible exact quotes thrown around. Just beyond over the top.
Yesterday they were talking about our canadian players and the color guy goes (not exact quote) "lets face it canadians are BETTER at stick skills in lacrosse than american players as they pass and catch better with BOTH HANDS" That is just such a hilariously massive generalization to say a whole country is better than a whole other country at stick skills and then prove you know nothing at all by saying they play with both hands! They specifically don't! If you don't know something about the game, then how hard is it to keep the analysis simple and not fake it! So many more examples and I am sure you all have heard some good ones.
Then there are camera operators too stoned to know where the ball is. Replays and close ups of coaches while the game is going on. Yesterday they came back from a commercial and the ref was announcing a Holy Cross penalty. They missed an entire possession and didn't even have a replay of the penalty. Yes our font is a little goofy with the numbers and an 8 looks a lot like a 9. But after three games how are you still calling Birtwistle Luke Rhoa every time he scores?? How is ssdm Vinnie Trujillo making all these incredible passes on a 6v6 offensive possession and not Alex Simmons?? I swear every freaking time one of those 4 guys got the ball they were saying the wrong name.
Won't go into detail about the continued issues with Big 10 and Patriot league games, but the short take is that there is an across the board complete lack of respect for dotting the I's and crossing the T's in college lax and it is an embarrassment. A lot of this sheet aint hard! It's not hard to test a mic before a game to make sure it won't peak and distort when a commentator yells. It is not that hard to follow the ball. Anish and Carc were not even on the mic for the start of the Michigan UVA game! That can not all be blamed on a tight budget. Someone is not doing their job. And that doesn't even touch camera placement and quality. It feels like the whole apparatus, which already was struggling, took 3 giant steps back this year. I assure you, I could go on.
That's about it for positives. The best simple advice you could give them is to stop trying to make every word out of your mouth a bold significant statement. Stop trying to make every commentary moment go viral. The aggrandizing of Spallina is at a level that make Carc and Anish look like hating biased twitter trolls. He is a freshman, and just because he is the number 1 ranked recruit and wearing a famous number does NOT make him "arguably the best player in college lacrosse" (not exact quote but close to it) or "the superstar" or "there is no one who can do what he can do" or anything like that. Will have to watch some of the youtube highlights to get more of the horrible exact quotes thrown around. Just beyond over the top.
Yesterday they were talking about our canadian players and the color guy goes (not exact quote) "lets face it canadians are BETTER at stick skills in lacrosse than american players as they pass and catch better with BOTH HANDS" That is just such a hilariously massive generalization to say a whole country is better than a whole other country at stick skills and then prove you know nothing at all by saying they play with both hands! They specifically don't! If you don't know something about the game, then how hard is it to keep the analysis simple and not fake it! So many more examples and I am sure you all have heard some good ones.
Then there are camera operators too stoned to know where the ball is. Replays and close ups of coaches while the game is going on. Yesterday they came back from a commercial and the ref was announcing a Holy Cross penalty. They missed an entire possession and didn't even have a replay of the penalty. Yes our font is a little goofy with the numbers and an 8 looks a lot like a 9. But after three games how are you still calling Birtwistle Luke Rhoa every time he scores?? How is ssdm Vinnie Trujillo making all these incredible passes on a 6v6 offensive possession and not Alex Simmons?? I swear every freaking time one of those 4 guys got the ball they were saying the wrong name.
Won't go into detail about the continued issues with Big 10 and Patriot league games, but the short take is that there is an across the board complete lack of respect for dotting the I's and crossing the T's in college lax and it is an embarrassment. A lot of this sheet aint hard! It's not hard to test a mic before a game to make sure it won't peak and distort when a commentator yells. It is not that hard to follow the ball. Anish and Carc were not even on the mic for the start of the Michigan UVA game! That can not all be blamed on a tight budget. Someone is not doing their job. And that doesn't even touch camera placement and quality. It feels like the whole apparatus, which already was struggling, took 3 giant steps back this year. I assure you, I could go on.