Dukie Vitale

[longislandcuse]

Literally just orgasmed over Duke live on air.

 

[edowd26]

Literally just orgasmed over Duke live on air.

I'm watching Iowa ND on the sole basis that i just can't handle that one eyed yogurt slinger.

 

[Ghost]

Parker is so smooth.

 

[longislandcuse]

He said "if you're one of those Duke haters turn your tv off right now"...and then began to take it deep from the Blue Devil for about 25-30 seconds.

It was weird.

 

[ORRange]

Literally just orgasmed over Duke live on air.

C'mon he can't get it up......well maybe if Shane Battier is...

 

[Orangezoo]

Mrs vitale better start stretching...

 

[jekelish]

The most impressive thing about Jabari Parker is the way he plays so well with the color commentator attached to his balls.

 

[RF2044]

The most impressive thing about Jabari Parker is the way he plays so well with the color commentator attached to his balls.

This is literally one of the funniest things I have ever read on this board!

 

[Trueblue25]

I can't wait for the threads leading up to the Duke game.

 

[Orangezoo]

The most impressive thing about Jabari Parker is the way he plays so well with the color commentator attached to his balls.

Hate those long "dickie" hairs

 

[Trueblue25]

The basketball board oughta do the "opposing team lookalikes thread" like the fb board.

 

[jekelish]

The basketball board oughta do the "opposing team lookalikes thread" like the fb board.

Unfortunately, that would result in half of us getting banned for trying to compare Coach K to a floppy penis.

 

[Trueblue25]

Unfortunately, that would result in half of us getting banned for trying to compare Coach K to a floppy penis.

Touche.

 

[Melancer46]

When Vitale said that the only person in the entire world that could make an awkward layup like Jabari is LeBron James, I shut the TV off.

 

[jekelish]

When Vitale said that the only person in the entire world that could make an awkward layup like Jabari is LeBron James, I shut the TV off.

I can beat that. I punted a cat.

Not sure where the cat came from, actually, but it's gone now.

 

[Bayside44]

He's giving us shout-outs now.

Vitale is awesome. Hope I age like that, with hair and 2 eyes.