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Haiku for Duke

cliftonparksufan

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Ennis and Parker
One was pre-season dandy
Let's recount the votes

CJ and J Grant
Love our kids from M'land
Like Melo and E

Trevor Cooney
Some compare him to GMAC
We need BYU

Baye Moussa Keita
The emotional leader
Says not in my house

Orange Nation Fans
No repeat like to Hoyas
Blow the teflon off

Duke fans are too smug
Thinks their blue blood doesn't smell
Orange is tres chic

JB and Coach K
The professor and rat face
Add one more for number two
 

cliftonparksufan

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I love Jim Boeheim
Two-three zone erupts bowels
Coach K can pound salt
I'm going to comment on your post Rocco just so I can get this off of Page 2. Where is everyone's creative talents? Did you guys leave it on the floor last night? Can't you bounce back like in the old days. We are playing Duke Freakin University and Coach Freakin K. None of you jamokes can come up with any comments in 17 syllables. Except of course for my man Rocco who has my back.
 

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I'm going to comment on your post Rocco just so I can get this off of Page 2. Where is everyone's creative talents? Did you guys leave it on the floor last night? Can't you bounce back like in the old days. We are playing Duke Freakin University and Coach Freakin K. None of you jamokes can come up with any comments in 17 syllables. Except of course for my man Rocco who has my back.

I used to really hone my Haiku craft while wetting my brain at Chuck's. But I could never remember anything.

Marshall Street is great
A beer and shot got you laid
Never again you say
 

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Duke the king of flops
Versus us will not stand tall
To the ground they go
 

HoustonCuse

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I'm going to comment on your post Rocco just so I can get this off of Page 2. Where is everyone's creative talents? Did you guys leave it on the floor last night? Can't you bounce back like in the old days. We are playing Duke Freakin University and Coach Freakin K. None of you jamokes can come up with any comments in 17 syllables. Except of course for my man Rocco who has my back.

Sorry, all my best stuff involves erupting bowels and Rocco already mined that territory.
 

cliftonparksufan

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Sorry, all my best stuff involves erupting bowels and Rocco already mined that territory.
OMG, do you realize how many books have been written on that topic. Stacks!!!

stack-of-books.jpg
 

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F-it. how bout a nice limerick:

There once was a coach named K
Who was used to always getting his way
Till he took a trip to the Dome
That was overflowing with foam
Where the refs simply let the players play
 

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