I’ll take “Queen Elizabeth & Jim Boeheim” for $800, Alex.

[Fireball Jr.]

What do the Queen & Jimmy B. have in common?

 

[CA Monk]

Ummm...They can both be a royal pain in the ass. ;-)

Respect my assertion.

 

[GooseMutt]

Neither one will willingly retire

 

[DonLightfoot]

I'm not sure you "can" retire as Queen or King of the British Empire. I may be wrong, but probably death or incompetence are the only ways out.

JB can at least control his future unless he gets fired I suppose. Maybe that's the record he is after, the Queen has been reigning for over 69 years

 

[kcsu]

There spouces were their better halves

 

[orange79]

I'm not sure you "can" retire as Queen or King of the British Empire. I may be wrong, but probably death or incompetence are the only ways out.

JB can at least control his future unless he gets fired I suppose. Maybe that's the record he is after, the Queen has been reigning for over 69 years

Edward VIII - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I'm not sure you "can" retire as Queen or King of the British Empire. I may be wrong, but probably death or incompetence are the only ways out.

JB can at least control his future unless he gets fired I suppose. Maybe that's the record he is after, the Queen has been reigning for over 69 years

You can abdicate the throne, I believe

 

[two3zone]

What do the Queen & Jimmy B. have in common?

Who are two people who’ve never been in my kitchen?

 

[GooseMutt]

I'm not sure you "can" retire as Queen or King of the British Empire. I may be wrong, but probably death or incompetence are the only ways out.

JB can at least control his future unless he gets fired I suppose. Maybe that's the record he is after, the Queen has been reigning for over 69 years

I hear you I was being sarcastic

 

[Col. Bleep]

Makes sense.
After all, when it came to leading the Orange, Mike Hopkins was the Prince Charles of coaching.
Always the heir...never the king.

 

[Briancuse]

Jb learned everything he knows about zone defense from the Queen?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

When Charles takes over, they'll have to change their National Anthem.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Who are two people who’ve never been in my kitchen?

Excellent Cheers pull there.

 

[Chip]

Excellent Cheers pull there.

 

[walsh2012]

I’m lost what happened

 

[orangefog]

I’m lost what happened

Ok, so apparently during the 2012 London Olympics JB and the Queen had an intimate evening. The result was a love child. But, that child was locked away in the basement of WIndsor Castle and never spoken of. That is, until Prince Phillip passed. It was only then that Queen Elizabeth could finally speak of and reveal her son, James Fitzroy Boeheim, to the world. While only 8 years old, he is already 6'-4" tall and blessed with freakish athletic ability. A result of British royal inbreeding and JB's superior seed. So, it looks like JB may be coaching another 10+ years.

 

[HoustonCuse]

Ok, so apparently during the 2012 London Olympics JB and the Queen had an intimate evening. The result was a love child. But, that child was locked away in the basement of WIndsor Castle and never spoken of. That is, until Prince Phillip passed. It was only then that Queen Elizabeth could finally speak of and reveal her son, James Fitzroy Boeheim, to the world. While only 8 years old, he is already 6'-4" tall and blessed with freakish athletic ability. A result of British royal inbreeding and JB's superior seed. So, it looks like JB may be coaching another 10+ years.

This tracks with what I’m hearing. Expecting an announcement shortly that he is early enrolling at Brewster this fall.

 

[Todoubled23]

What do the Queen & Jimmy B. have in common?

Do we finally find out the queen has a crush on JB after all this time?

 

[Briancuse]

Ok, so apparently during the 2012 London Olympics JB and the Queen had an intimate evening. The result was a love child. But, that child was locked away in the basement of WIndsor Castle and never spoken of. That is, until Prince Phillip passed. It was only then that Queen Elizabeth could finally speak of and reveal her son, James Fitzroy Boeheim, to the world. While only 8 years old, he is already 6'-4" tall and blessed with freakish athletic ability. A result of British royal inbreeding and JB's superior seed. So, it looks like JB may be coaching another 10+ years.

at that visual.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

at that visual.

No amazement at the miracle of a woman of her age conceiving?

 

[orangefog]

No amazement at the miracle of a woman of her age conceiving?

Being the queen comes with benefits. She has access to medical procedures we could only dream of. Aside from that, she was chosen by God to rule Britain. Is it that unbelievable that he also graced her with immortal loins?

 

[Briancuse]

No amazement at the miracle of a woman of her age conceiving?

The next time I get a well you know and quickly need to end that desire the thought of the 95 year old queen being intimate with our 76 year old coach will do the trick.

 

[MGDCuse]

Ok, so apparently during the 2012 London Olympics JB and the Queen had an intimate evening. The result was a love child. But, that child was locked away in the basement of WIndsor Castle and never spoken of. That is, until Prince Phillip passed. It was only then that Queen Elizabeth could finally speak of and reveal her son, James Fitzroy Boeheim, to the world. While only 8 years old, he is already 6'-4" tall and blessed with freakish athletic ability. A result of British royal inbreeding and JB's superior seed. So, it looks like JB may be coaching another 10+ years.

Brilliant!! If I could knight you for this post, I would.

 

[orangefog]

Brilliant!! If I could knight you for this post, I would.

I was kind of hoping some “news” agency would pick this up and run with it.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Brilliant!! If I could knight you for this post, I would.