If Pitt was a person...

[OrangeDW]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person he would’ve had a rat-tail and a lightning bolt earring in elementary school.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Pitts the guy who shows up at a party at your place uninvited with a bunch of random and proceeds to hit on every girl in attendance and then barfs on the rug.

 

[NateW]

If Pitt was a person he’d tailgate you on a two-lane road when there is a line of five cars directly in front of you all going the speed limit.

 

[Briancuse]

Pitts the guy that has the punchable face.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Pitt asks to borrow your phone and then scrolls through all your texts and pictures.

 

[310Pigpen]

If Pitt was a person he’d tailgate you on a two-lane road when there is a line of five cars directly in front of you all going the speed limit.

I was going to say the same thing but add drives a pos truck.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person, he’d speed up at the yield sign and then get pissed off when you don’t slow down to let him in.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person he’d clip his toenails and just let them fly whererever they may fly, without picking them up.

 

[HtownOrange]

My mom always said I should not say anything bad about someone, if Pitt were a person, at least they wouldn't be Rutgers.

Low bar, I know.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Pitt is 32 years old and has a Boondock Saints movie poster taped up in his apartment.

 

[realorange]

Pitt is the guy at the vendor who coughs in his hand and then hands you your hot dog.

 

[CaptainJ]

I might be the Pitt of this board.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt is 32 years old and has a Boondock Saints movie poster taped up in his apartment.

Lmao.

 

[AZOrange]

He would be Jamie Dixon

 

[Eric15]

If Pitt was a person, it would be Dave Wannstedt. I feel like he is a human version of the city of Pittsburgh.

 

[Cusesky8214]

If pitt was a person, he would wipe his butt and get poop on his finger...and then sniff it because hes curious what sheet smells like.

 

[jgeorge322]

The guy who stands next to you at the urinal when the three next to him are open

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person he’d be upset that he can’t order cube steak at Peter Luger.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person, it would be Dave Wannstedt. I feel like he is a human version of the city of Pittsburgh.

Hold up a second Pittsburgh is a very underrated city. Oh the other hand if Pitt was a person he’d be the bag who tells you that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt if your sitting in the backseat.

 

[Chip]

I wasn't able to watch today, kid activities got in the way. But was able to hear the last 5 minutes on SiriusXM in the car, Pitt radio broadcast. Whatever you think is the worst part about Pitt, it's probably wrong, unless you think the worst part about Pitt is their radio announcers.

The

Worst

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Oh man, I need to migrate my game thread posts over here.

 

[Cusesky8214]

This thread is pretty awesome already and has some great potential.

 

[Eric15]

Hold up a second Pittsburgh is a very underrated city. Oh the other hand if Pitt was a person he’d be the bag who tells you that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt if your sitting in the backseat.

I love the Burgh, but if I see an opportunity to make fun of Dave W.'s scummy mustache it would be a disservice to the board for me not to do it.

 

[CaptainJ]

Oh man, I need to migrate my game thread posts over here.

Do it...for America(lol at the chants against OB). Youre one of the last funny guys still aboard, and a good coach would ride you for as much as he could.