IU was utterly embarrassed in this one.

[Flacusian]

The Indy Hoosiers came to the Dome
to play the Cuse's storied ZONE
Crean was nervous in his pants
he knew deep down he had no chance
CJ, Ennis, Cooney too
Those boyz knew 'xactly what to do
You've got a Yogi for a guard
he's a reject Hoosier hobbit tard
We've got Christmas, Keita, Coleman too
You've got nada and you're rude
Keith Smarts jumper's all you got
We're great now and you are not!
Your disheveled coach with manic rants
got you bounced out from the dance
Perhaps the reason you so fuss
the team that beat you... yes, was Us!

 

[tee1222]

Bump even after only 5 minutes, too good.

 

[bballbeadle]

I admire how you did "nervous in the pants" with "no chance."