You can clearly hear the excitement in the voice of the hack radio host as he starts to believe he is breaking a huge story that will propel him into national prominence...Here's Mike Lindsley's radio segment with "Shane Spencer".
Part 1
The turd that won't flush.
Who does number 2 work for?"Sir, the Klingons are attacking!" Number one talks to the ship's computer, "Shields up! Computer, locate Captain Picard." Computer responds, "Captain Picard is in the tent forward bathroom stall #3".
How come that never happens in space?????