Oh Man

[JarHeadJim]

I recently found myself alone and cut off from society. I was stranded in a barren wasteland with no contact, and no way to communicate my thoughts and no one to communicate them to... They had to unplug my computer for maintenance, I was down for 10 minutes. I almost died.

 

[PeteCalvin]

I guess I shouldn't put my money on you to win Survivor, huh? There's no electricity in the jungle.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I recently found myself alone and cut off from society. I was stranded in a barren wasteland with no contact, and no way to communicate my thoughts and no one to communicate them to... They had to unplug my computer for maintenance, I was down for 10 minutes. I almost died.

If your wall phone still works you can always dial 1-800-Cuse-Aholic. There is always someone on the other end to help get you through those deep dark moments.

 

[JarHeadJim]

I guess I shouldn't put my money on you to win Survivor, huh? There's no electricity in the jungle.

I would most likely offend someone with my Island wet t-shirt contest!

 

[Cowtown]

I would most likely offend someone with my Island wet t-shirt contest!

Only if you won it, Jim.

 

[NineOneSeven]

I would most likely offend someone with my Island wet t-shirt contest!

Jarhead's milkshake brings all the [girls] to the yard

 

[4evaOrange]

My heart jumped in my throat when I saw this thread title...Dammit Jim!

 

[Orangezoo]

Fully expected a Miss America picture.. bummed.

 

[retro44]

you could have gone to the Library and used your real identity

 

[ImperialOrange]

You don't always have this page loaded on your phone?

 

[HoustonCuse]

I recently found myself alone and cut off from society. I was stranded in a barren wasteland with no contact, and no way to communicate my thoughts and no one to communicate them to... They had to unplug my computer for maintenance, I was down for 10 minutes. I almost died.

Florida?

 

[CiscoCuse]

so what part of GA where you in?

 

[jekelish]

If Jim goes on Survivor and lasts long enough to get a visit from his loved one, we need his wife to tell him JB has retired, SU has been put on probation, or SOMETHING to mess with him.

 

[JarHeadJim]

If Jim goes on Survivor and lasts long enough to get a visit from his loved one, we need his wife to tell him JB has retired, SU has been put on probation, or SOMETHING to mess with him.

That's messed up!

 

[jekelish]

That's messed up!

"Yeah Jim, SU had to vacate the 2003 championship, I'm so sorry!"

 

[JarHeadJim]

Jekelish your off my Christmas card list...

 

[TerryM]

I'm in Denver on business I bought truffles

 

[orangefan13]

 

[JarHeadJim]

I'm in Denver on business I bought truffles

Truffles from Denver Hmmmm Magic truffles?

 

[TerryM]

Truffles from Denver Hmmmm Magic truffles?

Way magic

 

[JarHeadJim]

 

[CorduroyG]

"Yeah Jim, SU had to vacate the 2003 championship, I'm so sorry!"

they found out craig forth was on steroids

 

[jekelish]

they found out craig forth was on steroids

Only reasonable explanation for his incredible hops.