OT: Does anyone know if JLH has heard what NN will do?

[jekelish]

We need a thread that's not strictly about Nerlens, and an excuse for more pleasant diversions. Like, you know, another JLH thread.

Speaking of pleasant diversions, happy belated Easter (sorry it isn't from JLH, but instead from the person I'm trying to get to replace her as the board favorite):

 

[longislandcuse]

That was amazing. Her chest pretty much mesmerized me.

 

[orange03]

 

[longislandcuse]

that sandwich looks gross

 

[arbitragegls]

what sandwich?????????????????????

 

[longislandcuse]

I wanna see Kate Upton do this this...

 

[CuseTroop]

I wanna see Kate Upton do this this...

I can do that. Too easy.

 

[jekelish]

I desperately want a Southwest Patty Melt now.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I desperately want a Southwest Patty Melt now.

Order the Six Dollar/Thickburger. It's way better.

 

[jekelish]

I forgot they do the Thickburger.

More proof Kate Upton should be our official board hottie.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Jekelish, speaking of Miss Upton, I have two thoughts:

1. Her father must hate his life. I mean, I can't even imagine.

2. I've heard people complain that Kate Upton has a generic look and that she's overweight for a model. People say funny things I guess.

 

[jekelish]

Also, apparently she used to be a champion equestrian.

Lucky horses.

Edit: I realize now that, since she did this as a teen, that was really unintentionally creepy. I'll just have a seat over here and eat a cookie while Chris Hansen drives over.

 

[longislandcuse]

Also, apparently she used to be a champion equestrian.

Lucky horses.

Edit: I realize now that, since she did this as a teen, that was really unintentionally creepy. I'll just have a seat over here and eat a cookie while Chris Hansen drives over.

Wasnt Mark Sanchez dating her when she was like 16?

 

[jekelish]

Wasnt Mark Sanchez dating her when she was like 16?

She's only 19 or 20 now, so that's a distinct possibility.

 

[orangenirvana]

Kate Upton is my favorite slut.

 

[jekelish]

Kate Upton is my favorite slut.

Hey, she is just a girl who understands what her talents are and maximizes her cash flow by using them.

 

[longislandcuse]

 

[CusefanATL]

http://www.brobible.com/slideshows/view/jennifer-love-hewitt-hot-in-the-client-list/9

he is going to texas

 

[EastCoast2]

She's coming over to my place later tonight, I'll ask her what she thinks

 

[EastCoast2]

 

[KingOtis]

I wanna see Kate Upton do this this...

She can't. She's got no a$$.

 

[jekelish]

She can't. She's got no a$$.

Well now I wish I could see this video to know what the hell it is, but it's not showing up for me.

 

[MiniCuse]

She can't. She's got no a$$.

You are correct, sir. Very pretty, nice chest but no posterior whatsoever.

 

[jekelish]

You are correct, sir. Very pretty, nice chest but no posterior whatsoever.

Don't make me break out the Vida Guerra videos.

 

[KingOtis]

Don't make me break out the Vida Guerra videos.

No one's stopping you.