The Official Petition to Have Jessie’s Height Accurately Listed Thread

[STEVEHOLT]

I’ve about had it. Today was just the latest example of Jessie getting literally short changed .

Butler on FSU is listed at 7’1.
Edwards was easily an inch taller

Walker Kessler listed at 7’1
Check the tape .. Jessie was as tall

We live in a world of college BBall where everyone inflates their heights .. (Swider ain’t 6’9)

Yet Jessie lists three inches shorter than he is

I demand this outrageous malfeasance be immediately rectified !!!!

 

[tptcuse]

I’ve about had it. Today was just the latest example of Jessie getting literally short changed .

Butler on FSU is listed at 7’1.
Edwards was easily an inch taller

Walker Kessler listed at 7’1
Check the tape .. Jessie was as tall

We live in a world of college BBall where everyone inflates their heights .. (Swider ain’t 6’9)

Yet Jessie lists three inches shorter than he is

I demand this outrageous malfeasance be immediately rectified !!!!

#24 on FSU was 7'9"

 

[CardiacCuse]

idk his hair is really tall...could that be the reason for discrepancy?

 

[GooseMutt]

I stand with your assessments!

 

[longtimefan]

I’ve about had it. Today was just the latest example of Jessie getting literally short changed .

Butler on FSU is listed at 7’1.
Edwards was easily an inch taller

Walker Kessler listed at 7’1
Check the tape .. Jessie was as tall

We live in a world of college BBall where everyone inflates their heights .. (Swider ain’t 6’9)

Yet Jessie lists three inches shorter than he is

I demand this outrageous malfeasance be immediately rectified !!!!

He plays taller. He has long arms (and decent hands on the end of them). Plus, he keeps his arms up, in position to make plays.

 

[bigmike]

Always under promise and over deliver!

 

[tptcuse]

Can we also spell Jesse's first name correctly?

 

[Col. Bleep]

Jesse is an undersized 7-footer.
Yogi Berra might have called him a small big.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I’ve about had it. Today was just the latest example of Jessie getting literally short changed .

Butler on FSU is listed at 7’1.
Edwards was easily an inch taller

Walker Kessler listed at 7’1
Check the tape .. Jessie was as tall

We live in a world of college BBall where everyone inflates their heights .. (Swider ain’t 6’9)

Yet Jessie lists three inches shorter than he is

I demand this outrageous malfeasance be immediately rectified !!!!

I don't think JB wants teams thinking he has a 7' in the zone.

 

[STEVEHOLT]

Can we also spell Jesse's first name correctly?

It’s not my fault he spells it wrong . Wrong height ..wrong name spelling … lot of non basketball factors holding him back

 

[SWC75]

I don't think JB wants teams thinking he has a 7' in the zone.

Why not? Wouldn't it be intimidating?

 

[supp]

I’ve about had it. Today was just the latest example of Jessie getting literally short changed .

Butler on FSU is listed at 7’1.
Edwards was easily an inch taller

Walker Kessler listed at 7’1
Check the tape .. Jessie was as tall

We live in a world of college BBall where everyone inflates their heights .. (Swider ain’t 6’9)

Yet Jessie lists three inches shorter than he is

I demand this outrageous malfeasance be immediately rectified !!!!

Do you think Jessie is 7'1'' or Kessler and Butler are 6'10-11''? If you want accuracy, you probably have it already.

 

[STEVEHOLT]

Do you think Jessie is 7'1'' or Kessler and Butler are 6'10-11''? If you want accuracy, you probably have it already.

I think they are all probably 6’11 or 7’0
But Jessie is unilaterally disarming himself by being honest

 

[dasher]

Listen, Jesse is a friend. and a good friend of mine. But lately, somethings changed

 

[STEVEHOLT]

Listen, Jesse is a friend. and a good friend of mine. But lately, somethings changed

His height ?

 

[dasher]

His height ?

No He 's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

 

[HoustonCuse]

Nobody got it, dasher. Probably all sniveling millennials!

 

[dasher]

Nobody got it, dasher. Probably all sniveling millennials!

I said that to an internal wholesaler whose name was Jessie and he didn't get it.

 

[HoustonCuse]

I said that to an internal wholesaler whose name was Jessie and he didn't get it.

Funny you mention that. I know that guy, his ex-gf's number is 867-5309.

 

[Orangello]

 

[Niastri]

I think they are all probably 6’11 or 7’0
But Jessie is unilaterally disarming himself by being honest

Edwards is stealthy tall. Those other guys telegraph it.

 

[DCUNITED13]

Top Ten Songs For Tall People​

10. Django Django - Giant


9. Liz Phair - Big Tall Ma

8. The Four Preps - Big Man

7. Ben Lee - 10 ft Tall

6. XTC - Ten Feet Tall

5. Billy Joel - Big Man On Mulberry Street

4. Johnny Cash - A Thing Called Love

3. Human League - Empire State Human

2. Jim Croce - Bad, Bad Leroy Brown (SHOULD BE #1)

All the downtown ladies called him 'Treetop Lover'
All the men just called him 'Sir'

1. Jimmy Dean - Big Bad John

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I said that to an internal wholesaler whose name was Jessie and he didn't get it.

My "I knew I was old moment" was after a particularly rough day at work, I said "I just felt like I went 15 rounds with Joe Frazier". Of course, no one under a certain age knew who Frazier was. Sad!!!

 

[LoveShack]

I said that to an internal wholesaler whose name was Jessie and he didn't get it.

An importer/exporter would have understood it.

 

[Col. Bleep]

My "I knew I was old moment" was after a particularly rough day at work, I said "I just felt like I went 15 rounds with Joe Frazier". Of course, no one under a certain age knew who Frazier was. Sad!!!

Shows you the state of boxing.
What current fighter could you put in there?
Half the people probably never heard of Tyson Fury or Deontay Wilder.
Let alone Canelo or even Pacquiao.
Few young boxing fans to know a hall of famer like Smokin' Joe.