The Rutgers Haiku Thread

[SaltineWar]

Forever losing
The football team of Rutgers
Family of stink

 

[orangeinjersey]

saw this on their board this am...

FAMILY - Failure and Misery I Lose Yearly

 

[crales44]

Rutgers, Big Ten bound,
Gifting their Jersey odor
To all that new cash

 

[CuyahogaCuse]

Scarlet BCS
Dashed away by Bridgewater
Orange Big East Champs

 

[Jake]

Eleven point lead
BCS bowl within sight
Choked away like dogs

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Jersey's College team
Blew their chance to win a crown
Enjoy the Big 10.

 

[lvilleorange]

Men of Raritan
How did it all go so wrong?
The wideouts stone hands

 

[Ragman2000]

Location is key
If Rutgers fell in the woods
Would Big Ten have called?

*edit.. changed last line to clarify double entendre

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[HOFCeluck]

Piscataway Jersey
Town of failure and crushed dreams
And Stinky poop scent

 

[FAL]

Brash scarlet knights
Uniforms bright as blood
Shattered dreams, weeping fans

 

[SaltineWar]

Losing tradition
Spending wildly no avail
Big Ten beatings loom

 

[cto]

Bye bye, Rutgers U
And ghost of Lamizana.
No more trips to RAC!

 

[C Bomb]

From a Buttger's fan perpective:

Why do you build me
up, butter cup baby,
just to let me down

 

[texascpa]

FU Rutgers U
FU FU Rutgers U
FU Rutgers U

 

[Millhouse]

You had a great chance
Then you went and your pants
Wet diarrhea

I realize that there's no other type of diarrhea but whatever

 

[Ragman2000]

You had a great chance
Then you went and **** your pants
Wet diarrhea

I realize that there's no other type of diarrhea but whatever

Best Haiku ever. Game over, thanks for playing. Here's some nice parting gifts for everyone else.

The use of diarrhea in a Haiku is bold given it's 4 syllables. Well done.

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[SUFaninNJ]

Piscataway mourns
Easton Ave is filled with tears
We aren't F.A.M.I.L.Y.

 

[cto]

Best Haiku ever. Game over, thanks for playing. Here's some nice parting gifts for everyone else.

The use of diarrhea in a Haiku is bold given it's 4 syllables. Well done.

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Hey, Ragman... You didn't like use of Lamizana?

 

[sutomcat]

Even to the end,
Rutgers still embarrasses.
Big East RIP.

 

[Ragman2000]

Hey, Ragman... You didn't like use of Laminaza?

I did joyce, but you lost points since it wasn't football related and lacked any toilet humor.

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[Louie&Bouie]

ACC,
GFY,
ACC.

I'm not much of a poet, off.

 

[Ozcuse]

Rutgers had a chance
Seventeen years no titles
Hmm maybe next year

 

[Marsh01]

You still are Rutgers
You will always be Rutgers
And too

 

[zeekay]

Sold out stadium
Embarassing loss again
Oh, Same Old Rutgers

 

[rrlbees]

rutgirls