Things Marek can do this summer to add 50 pounds

[miamicuse]

Of muscle.

What are some suggestions?

Six meals a day?

Quit smoking?

Have more girl friends?

Eat at the waffle House every day?

 

[adk(roc)CUSE]

Being an alcoholic has done wonders for me

 

[721Comstock]

Of muscle.

What are some suggestions?

Six meals a day?

Quit smoking?

Have more girl friends?

Eat at the waffle House every day?

The girlfriends burn calories, so that won't work.

Smoke pot instead - munchies!

Eat at Cracker Barrel every day -
I have never seen a skinny person in there (except myself and my family, the few times we've ever been to one)

Loan him out to Coach Edinger for the summer.

 

[Halfmooncuse]

Of muscle.

What are some suggestions?

Six meals a day?

Quit smoking?

Have more girl friends?

Eat at the waffle House every day?

The answer to this post is gonna be fun

 

[Trueblue25]

if Rosen can have a hot tub in his dorm, we can put a hibachi grill in Marek’s. His room’s already a fire hazard with the marb reds

 

[oldpinepoint]

Poop less

 

[Mareiniss]

 

[tbonezone]

keg stands .whole lotta calories and great upper body work out for triceps, pecs and delts.

 

[GooseMutt]

Hold a 25 lb weight in each hand

 

[Red Holzman]

Marek should obviously stop smoking.
Expect weight AND health gains.

 

[ApexSUFan]

What a great idea for a TV reality show. Instead of a bunch of fat people trying to lose weight, have a bunch of J.J. Walker types gorging themselves to try and gain weight!!! Pure Gold!!!

 

[OrangeDW]

Frequent wal-mart while wearing pajama pants and crocs. Automatic 50 pound weight gain, I assume.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Consume Jesse Edwards whole.

BOOM!! Double underweight player burn!!

 

[Forza Azzurri]

Of muscle.

What are some suggestions?

Six meals a day?

Quit smoking?

Have more girl friends?

Eat at the waffle House every day?

Get pregnant...

That'll get him the 50 lbs...

Not sure about the muscle.

 

[CsonkaStash]

Instead of brushing his teeth with toothpaste use milkshakes. Eat play doh

 

[Briancuse]

Stop smoking would be a start. It's not rocket science eat more carbs do less cardio lift weights.

 

[gmoney44]

Have more girl friends?

 

[UpstateSM]

Steroids

 

[tptcuse]

Frequent wal-mart while wearing pajama pants and crocs. Automatic 50 pound weight gain, I assume.

LOL! Correlation=Causation in that case.

 

[tptcuse]

Consume Jesse Edwards whole.

BOOM!! Double underweight player burn!!

And we have a cannabalism reference.

 

[bozophobe]

Staple Jesse Edwards to his hip

 

[CuseFaninVT]

What a great idea for a TV reality show. Instead of a bunch of fat people trying to lose weight, have a bunch of J.J. Walker types gorging themselves to try and gain weight!!! Pure Gold!!!

You’d have too many ”winners”.

And the answer to the question posed in the OP is nothing. Not going to happen. Unless he gets married to a nice Italian girl, goes on with life for ten years or so, then invents a time machine To get himself back to 2020-2021 Syracuse.

 

[Mareiniss]

Things Marek can do this summer to add 50 pounds ...
... Of muscle. What are some suggestions?...

I have another idea:

- only $30.99
- lightweight but space-eating
- helps with blocking out for rebounds
- already in zone defense stance
- no rule against it (yet)

 

[OrangeDW]

Marek doesn’t have the frame to carry that weight, even if he could put it on. He’d get hurt. 10 would help him. Not having to play center would help him more.

 

[FrancoPizza]

Put him on the keto diet. He will get so sick of it after a month that he’ll start binge eating.