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Hoo's That

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The ACC as fast food places.

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VIRGINIA - Way too pretentious of a place for the product it puts out. They're Shake Shack.

CLEMSON - Dominant. Solid. Sturdy. Nationally recognized and respected. They're McDonald's.

FLORIDA STATE - You might dislike them for ethical reasons, but you can never deny how good they are. They're Chick-fil-A.

NORTH CAROLINA STATE - You're going to walk by without a problem, but they lure you in with their sense of promise. You get a taste, and you get excited. But then you're left slightly disappointed and wishing there was more. They're Auntie Anne's.

LOUISVILLE - Came out of nowhere and were solid for a while. Everyone thought they'd stick it out with the best of 'em. But then they were marred by a scandal that's slowly taken them down. They're Chipotle.

WAKE FOREST - You have a pretty great memory from years ago, but you've never brought yourself to go back. They're Arby's.

BOSTON COLLEGE - Solid. Reliable. Sturdy. Hearty. Built for DUDES. They're Boston Market.

SYRACUSE - Beloved by a small subset of the country who won't shut up about them. Think they're a football school when really they're just a basketball school. They're Wawa.

MIAMI - Stuck in the past. Produces some really solid talent if you're willing to wait a bit. They're Steak 'n Shake.

VIRGINIA TECH - They're way better at night when you're drunk. They're Cookout.

GEORGIA TECH - They run the same three plays in a variety of formats. Also the day after playing them, you feel like . They're Taco Bell.

NORTH CAROLINA - You always hear about them, they're everywhere, and you're never really sure why. You're not convinced everything about them is legit. They're Subway.

DUKE - They technically play football, but everyone just goes for the basketball. They're Dairy Queen.

PITTSBURGH - Usually you're perfectly fine. But every once in a while they completely mess you up. They're Panda Express.

NOTRE DAME - Absolutely everywhere. Their fans permeate every city they're in. Not technically part of the ACC. Way better local alternatives exist. They're Starbucks.
 

lummgr

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I’ve been in many Maryland Wawas. So for the purpose of this piece, a convenience store is now fast food restaurant?
 

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They are in Maryland and Delaware, too.
They're In Virginia, too. I've been to several from Williamsburg to Fredericksburg but don't know if they're elsewhere. I haven't seen them in northwest Virginia. Nice upgrade...
 

Hoo's That

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I’ve been in many Maryland Wawas. So for the purpose of this piece, a convenience store is now fast food restaurant?
I think they sell sandwiches made to order like Subway does. I know Royal Farms sells fried chicken that a lot of folks really like.
 

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