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The ACC as fast food places.
@TheDannyBarry
VIRGINIA - Way too pretentious of a place for the product it puts out. They're Shake Shack.
CLEMSON - Dominant. Solid. Sturdy. Nationally recognized and respected. They're McDonald's.
FLORIDA STATE - You might dislike them for ethical reasons, but you can never deny how good they are. They're Chick-fil-A.
NORTH CAROLINA STATE - You're going to walk by without a problem, but they lure you in with their sense of promise. You get a taste, and you get excited. But then you're left slightly disappointed and wishing there was more. They're Auntie Anne's.
LOUISVILLE - Came out of nowhere and were solid for a while. Everyone thought they'd stick it out with the best of 'em. But then they were marred by a scandal that's slowly taken them down. They're Chipotle.
WAKE FOREST - You have a pretty great memory from years ago, but you've never brought yourself to go back. They're Arby's.
BOSTON COLLEGE - Solid. Reliable. Sturdy. Hearty. Built for DUDES. They're Boston Market.
SYRACUSE - Beloved by a small subset of the country who won't shut up about them. Think they're a football school when really they're just a basketball school. They're Wawa.
MIAMI - Stuck in the past. Produces some really solid talent if you're willing to wait a bit. They're Steak 'n Shake.
VIRGINIA TECH - They're way better at night when you're drunk. They're Cookout.
GEORGIA TECH - They run the same three plays in a variety of formats. Also the day after playing them, you feel like . They're Taco Bell.
NORTH CAROLINA - You always hear about them, they're everywhere, and you're never really sure why. You're not convinced everything about them is legit. They're Subway.
DUKE - They technically play football, but everyone just goes for the basketball. They're Dairy Queen.
PITTSBURGH - Usually you're perfectly fine. But every once in a while they completely mess you up. They're Panda Express.
NOTRE DAME - Absolutely everywhere. Their fans permeate every city they're in. Not technically part of the ACC. Way better local alternatives exist. They're Starbucks.
@TheDannyBarry
VIRGINIA - Way too pretentious of a place for the product it puts out. They're Shake Shack.
CLEMSON - Dominant. Solid. Sturdy. Nationally recognized and respected. They're McDonald's.
FLORIDA STATE - You might dislike them for ethical reasons, but you can never deny how good they are. They're Chick-fil-A.
NORTH CAROLINA STATE - You're going to walk by without a problem, but they lure you in with their sense of promise. You get a taste, and you get excited. But then you're left slightly disappointed and wishing there was more. They're Auntie Anne's.
LOUISVILLE - Came out of nowhere and were solid for a while. Everyone thought they'd stick it out with the best of 'em. But then they were marred by a scandal that's slowly taken them down. They're Chipotle.
WAKE FOREST - You have a pretty great memory from years ago, but you've never brought yourself to go back. They're Arby's.
BOSTON COLLEGE - Solid. Reliable. Sturdy. Hearty. Built for DUDES. They're Boston Market.
SYRACUSE - Beloved by a small subset of the country who won't shut up about them. Think they're a football school when really they're just a basketball school. They're Wawa.
MIAMI - Stuck in the past. Produces some really solid talent if you're willing to wait a bit. They're Steak 'n Shake.
VIRGINIA TECH - They're way better at night when you're drunk. They're Cookout.
GEORGIA TECH - They run the same three plays in a variety of formats. Also the day after playing them, you feel like . They're Taco Bell.
NORTH CAROLINA - You always hear about them, they're everywhere, and you're never really sure why. You're not convinced everything about them is legit. They're Subway.
DUKE - They technically play football, but everyone just goes for the basketball. They're Dairy Queen.
PITTSBURGH - Usually you're perfectly fine. But every once in a while they completely mess you up. They're Panda Express.
NOTRE DAME - Absolutely everywhere. Their fans permeate every city they're in. Not technically part of the ACC. Way better local alternatives exist. They're Starbucks.