When do you turn down a...

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  1. two3zone

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    Threesome?

    Let's get away from the politics for a minute. Not saying I haven't done it before, not saying I wont do it again, but I did tonight and have a solid reason.

    Why would you?
     
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  2. Phillymoose

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    I blew my one and only chance (married now for 21+ years) when I was at SU. My GF at the time and one of her roommates.
    I told my GF I wasn't into it partly because I was bit nervous, and partly because I thought I'd reach god-like status with the GF. Looking back... I regret not going for it!

    There's a great Seinfeld episode about it - where Jerry ultimately turns it down because ...something to the effect of having to wear fur underwear and be into scented lotions... or something like that.
     
  3. HOFCeluck

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    Jerry wanted to dump his GF and date her roommate. George had the idea of suggesting a threesome to her. She would be disgusted and her roommate would be intrigued. Instead they were both into it. In the end, Jerry didn't go through with it because he didn't want an orgy lifestyle.

    I think that's how it went.

    Anyway two three you're crazy.
     
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  4. NKR1978

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    You're in a relationship...there's always hurt feelings in that situation.
     
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  5. CuseFaninVT

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    I wouldn't be interested in a threesome involving another dude. I'd likely turn that down, and if was my wife's idea, I'd start looking for attorneys. I also wouldn't go through with one involving two women that didn't include my wife as one of the 2. Just because.
     
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  6. HOFCeluck

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    When I read the OP I didn't even consider a devil's three way because of course it's ridiculous.
     
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  8. Eric15

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    So in other words, you aren't a fan of Bill Raftery's two-three zone with man-to-man principles.
     
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  9. CuseFaninVT

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    Exactly.
     
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    Wow! Here I thought all along I was logged into Syracusefan.com when I was really logged into Penthouse.com. Hoo'd a thunk it!
     
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  12. Eric15

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    I feel like there's going to be some mind-blowingly hilarious post in this thread where someone like Sabach shares that he uses to be involved in regular orgies in his younger days or something.
     
  13. NKR1978

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    My money is on victor for a couple reasons: 1. Cuban, women love that accent. 2. 70's leisure suits.
     
  14. Eric15

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    Just came across this picture of a young Victor...

    Razor_Ramon_bio.jpg
     
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    gbo Resident Clemson Fan

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    Just when I thought I had this site figured out...

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  16. Eric15

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    Shouldn't you still be in bed with an historic hangover?
     
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    I'm at work sadly enough...
     
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    Here I am watching the Wendy Williams show because my wife likes her, and I opened a thread which is discussing threesomes of all things, and my name comes up including a picture of wrestler. If I am going to be portrayed as a wrestler, I would have preferred the Rock. Actually I could not think of anything funny to respond, but here is a tip that should help the youngsters on the board. Learn a few words in Spanish. They should be romantic if she speaks Spanish. If she doesn't any words will do. Whisper them during the act, and I will guarantee that your partner will love it and you may become a legend in your own mind.
     
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  19. HOFCeluck

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    I'm trying to remember 4/8/03 but I'm pretty sure work didn't factor at all.
     
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    Just found a more current picture of Victor...

    140228_2749640_The_Ladies_Man_anvver_2.jpg
     
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    When you've got a shot at a moresome?
     
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  22. Briancuse

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    I had class the next day, lol, class ya right. I think I woke up at 2 in the afternoon after that hangover.
     
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