DEON SANDERS Anyone?!?!

[orange79]

I don’t have to follow coherent sentences.

I own two of the most influential newspapers in America that aren’t even one year old yet & have already been offered for a buyout three times!

Let me help you out genius; I’m the one who exposed Enron , I’m the one who exposed Bernie Madoff!! I’m the one who points and let my childhood friend Ben Crump take peoples ass to the bank!

I’ve sold over 5 investment platforms so things that matter to you don’t matter to me.

By the way, I was also student government president at two different institutions, Bethune-Cookman University, a private HBCU and Florida international University.

And formally worked for people whose name begins & ends in vowel sounds…. so if you have a problem with me, just text me where and when, sign a waiver for hospital bills and I’ll be there. And I’ll show you why I was a top recruit by our Government ( CIA: George Bush Center of Intelligence ).

Keep your slights to yourself. Nobody loves American more than me & I’m a diehard Republican!

BTW: Bear has his Syracuse Degree. Anything else was a bonus.

P.S. In my family, we played football to go to college. we don’t go to college to play football, because no matter how good you are, you are always one play away from never playing again.

One brother advises judges. One brother is the superintendent of his school district with the 97.7% graduation rate in 2023 & a top 4 finalist in Georgia for superintendent of the year. My sister is an ex FBI agent. My other brother is an International businessman who deals with Russians.

MYER LANSKY was my father’s mentor. My mother was the first Miss Florida Atlantic University, and wrote and produced her own television show for six years.

So I don’t have to write a perfect sentence & I drank wine NOT liquor.

But thank you for commenting because it allows me to see my flaws. . I’ll be more careful next time when I write.

Keep threatening people and your stay here will end with this post.

 

[CLTCuse]

What is going on here?!?

Love the suggestion of a coach that is both impossible and of dubious quality. Home run post!

 

[CIL]

Bears’ dad is Harry Markopolis? I’m confused.

 

[orange44]

"He would take this job because FSU never offered him and he would take this job as a Vengeance job. Trust me I’m telling you what I know." No disrespect, if you really do know this let Wildhack know, and let's see what happens.

 

[qdawgg]

Who let SaintTristan back in?

This sounds like Kaiser’s big brother who used to treat him like a punching bag his whole life.

 

[PhatOrange]

Keep threatening people and your stay here will end with this post.

just an observation but I didn't see any threats in his posts.

 

[JackBauer44]

I like this thread

 

[Trueblue25]

I totally agree! However, if we have the number one communication school in the nation, there’s no reason that we should not be marketing our football program through our communications department.

you’d think so wouldnt you!

 

[Trueblue25]

Some of you have a brilliant ability to be so critical and snarky that it brings out the worst in people immediately

 

[PhatOrange]

Some of you have a brilliant ability to be so critical and snarky that it brings out the worst in people immediately

seriously.

lighten up, have fun and just go with it.

 

[Toga]

 

[Cusefan69]

Sometimes that's me on a good day. Sometimes that's me being intentionally that when my ole lady adds to my "honeydo list".

 

[kcsu]

I don’t have to follow coherent sentences.

I own two of the most influential newspapers in America that aren’t even one year old yet & have already been offered for a buyout three times!

Let me help you out genius; I’m the one who exposed Enron , I’m the one who exposed Bernie Madoff!! I’m the one who points and let my childhood friend Ben Crump take peoples ass to the bank!

I’ve sold over 5 investment platforms so things that matter to you don’t matter to me.

By the way, I was also student government president at two different institutions, Bethune-Cookman University, a private HBCU and Florida international University.

And formally worked for people whose name begins & ends in vowel sounds…. so if you have a problem with me, just text me where and when, sign a waiver for hospital bills and I’ll be there. And I’ll show you why I was a top recruit by our Government ( CIA: George Bush Center of Intelligence ).

Keep your slights to yourself. Nobody loves American more than me & I’m a diehard Republican!

BTW: Bear has his Syracuse Degree. Anything else was a bonus.

P.S. In my family, we played football to go to college. we don’t go to college to play football, because no matter how good you are, you are always one play away from never playing again.

One brother advises judges. One brother is the superintendent of his school district with the 97.7% graduation rate in 2023 & a top 4 finalist in Georgia for superintendent of the year. My sister is an ex FBI agent. My other brother is an International businessman who deals with Russians.

MYER LANSKY was my father’s mentor. My mother was the first Miss Florida Atlantic University, and wrote and produced her own television show for six years.

So I don’t have to write a perfect sentence & I drank wine NOT liquor.

But thank you for commenting because it allows me to see my flaws. . I’ll be more careful next time when I write.

I think if you buckle down and apply yourself you might just do ok

 

[cusefan88]

I'm interested to see how his next few seasons go. He's got PR. Needs to prove he can build a power conference program.

 

[billorange44]

We can’t try to get Coach prime time because that means we actually have to commit to spending money on our Football Program.

We actually have to buy out his contract with his current school like most winning programs do…..& we’ll actually have to deal with the program being turned around very quickly in the first couple years.

I think the mental anguish of having a winning football program with a media lightning rod for a head coach who will bring media attention and a tsunami of dollars via paraphernalia, TV contracts, real Bargaining power with the ACC so that we can get our share of what is rightfully ours, etc. etc….. makes just too much for us to handle, especially since we have the number one communication school in the United States who can help us brand and monetize everything through every type of media platform imaginable.

So there you have it orange fans not only has the dumbing down of the America’s educational system traumatized our production of great leaders and prosperity in America.

It has managed to creep its way into our athletic department by coming up with genius ways to search for coaches that don’t exist instead of facing the start reality that you have to spend money.

But that’s why they call it common sense. Unfortunately in our case as so many other losing or mediocre programs is called common CENTS.

So there you have it….. but just close your eyes for five minutes or take the time to just ponder what would happen if Deion Sanders actually was our head coach…..

That’s called an investment. I don’t give a damn how much it cost - Cuse would get that money back double, because you will not be able to pay for the publicity that we would get.

Are you kidding me! Can you imagine Deion sanders taking a kid & his family in the dome during a recruiting trip and actually selling him?

Do you realize the ESPN game day would literally salivate to be in New York with Deion Sanders as a head coach in the dome.

He would take this job because FSU never offered him and he would take this job as a Vengeance job. Trust me I’m telling you what I know.

To be able to humiliate Florida State in the Dome, the school that never offered him a coaching chance, the school that he practically made famous by himself. Trust me he would jump all over this.

You Gotta have an athletic Director with Balls to go after the big guns even if they did say no to let the Coaching world know that you were serious.

Ask Alabama for permission to talk to the Saben, ask Colorado permission to talk to Deion Sanders. The fact that you’re going after the big Wigs lets people know that you are serious about your football program even though you know they’ll never leave their program…..it’s a game and if you don’t know how to play this game, you need to hire someone who’s strategic enough that does.

Trust me, Saben knows he’ll never leave Alabama, but he’ll appreciate the fact that you did make the offer because it puts more pressure on Bama to increase his contract And in return there maybe one or two of his five star players, that he’ll throw to us as a legal kickback…. It’s a game.

I’m going to make a bold statement but you better know this that the game is played on an administrative level first and trickles down from there!!!

Birds of a feather flock together, and you can only attract who you are!

No! Not that clown.

 

[Zepharus]

Whats going on here?

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Is this the thread where we lay out our bona fides? If so then I want you all to know that I taught someone named Michael Jackson how to moonwalk and one of my best friends is a name you might also recognize - Mike Johnson

 

[Eric15]

just an observation but I didn't see any threats in his posts.

"so if you have a problem with me, just text me where and when, sign a waiver for hospital bills and I’ll be there."

 

[Newhouser]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but Coach Sanders has done a good job at Colorado. They were awful last year and aren't this year. He's polarizing, I get it, but he's improved the program a ton.

 

[Toga]

Is this the thread where we lay out our bona fides? If so then I want you all to know that I taught someone named Michael Jackson how to moonwalk and one of my best friends is a name you might also recognize - Mike Johnson

Big if true.

 

[wooddoc]

In thinking outside of the box, maybe give Mercury Morris a call - see if he's interested...

 

[sufandu]

just an observation but I didn't see any threats in his posts.

I think he's referring to this part:

"And formally worked for people whose name begins & ends in vowel sounds…. so if you have a problem with me, just text me where and when, sign a waiver for hospital bills and I’ll be there. And I’ll show you why I was a top recruit by our Government ( CIA: George Bush Center of Intelligence )."

 

[sufandu]

I don’t have to follow coherent sentences.

I own two of the most influential newspapers in America that aren’t even one year old yet & have already been offered for a buyout three times!

Let me help you out genius; I’m the one who exposed Enron , I’m the one who exposed Bernie Madoff!! I’m the one who points and let my childhood friend Ben Crump take peoples ass to the bank!

I’ve sold over 5 investment platforms so things that matter to you don’t matter to me.

By the way, I was also student government president at two different institutions, Bethune-Cookman University, a private HBCU and Florida international University.

And formally worked for people whose name begins & ends in vowel sounds…. so if you have a problem with me, just text me where and when, sign a waiver for hospital bills and I’ll be there. And I’ll show you why I was a top recruit by our Government ( CIA: George Bush Center of Intelligence ).

Keep your slights to yourself. Nobody loves American more than me & I’m a diehard Republican!

BTW: Bear has his Syracuse Degree. Anything else was a bonus.

P.S. In my family, we played football to go to college. we don’t go to college to play football, because no matter how good you are, you are always one play away from never playing again.

One brother advises judges. One brother is the superintendent of his school district with the 97.7% graduation rate in 2023 & a top 4 finalist in Georgia for superintendent of the year. My sister is an ex FBI agent. My other brother is an International businessman who deals with Russians.

MYER LANSKY was my father’s mentor. My mother was the first Miss Florida Atlantic University, and wrote and produced her own television show for six years.

So I don’t have to write a perfect sentence & I drank wine NOT liquor.

But thank you for commenting because it allows me to see my flaws. . I’ll be more careful next time when I write.

Cool. Sounds like we found the financial means for Prime's buyout and our NIL needs.

 

[CIL]

I don’t have to follow coherent sentences.

I own two of the most influential newspapers in America that aren’t even one year old yet & have already been offered for a buyout three times!

Let me help you out genius; I’m the one who exposed Enron , I’m the one who exposed Bernie Madoff!! I’m the one who points and let my childhood friend Ben Crump take peoples ass to the bank!

I’ve sold over 5 investment platforms so things that matter to you don’t matter to me.

By the way, I was also student government president at two different institutions, Bethune-Cookman University, a private HBCU and Florida international University.

And formally worked for people whose name begins & ends in vowel sounds…. so if you have a problem with me, just text me where and when, sign a waiver for hospital bills and I’ll be there. And I’ll show you why I was a top recruit by our Government ( CIA: George Bush Center of Intelligence ).

Keep your slights to yourself. Nobody loves American more than me & I’m a diehard Republican!

BTW: Bear has his Syracuse Degree. Anything else was a bonus.

P.S. In my family, we played football to go to college. we don’t go to college to play football, because no matter how good you are, you are always one play away from never playing again.

One brother advises judges. One brother is the superintendent of his school district with the 97.7% graduation rate in 2023 & a top 4 finalist in Georgia for superintendent of the year. My sister is an ex FBI agent. My other brother is an International businessman who deals with Russians.

MYER LANSKY was my father’s mentor. My mother was the first Miss Florida Atlantic University, and wrote and produced her own television show for six years.

So I don’t have to write a perfect sentence & I drank wine NOT liquor.

But thank you for commenting because it allows me to see my flaws. . I’ll be more careful next time when I write.

This response is amazing. It’s as if E.E. Cummings time traveled to 2023, did a whole bunch of cocaine, learned equity options, was handed a smart phone and discovered this message board.

You sir, win the internet for the week.

 

[MadNY3]

We can’t try to get Coach prime time because that means we actually have to commit to spending money on our Football Program.

We actually have to buy out his contract with his current school like most winning programs do…..& we’ll actually have to deal with the program being turned around very quickly in the first couple years.

I think the mental anguish of having a winning football program with a media lightning rod for a head coach who will bring media attention and a tsunami of dollars via paraphernalia, TV contracts, real Bargaining power with the ACC so that we can get our share of what is rightfully ours, etc. etc….. makes just too much for us to handle, especially since we have the number one communication school in the United States who can help us brand and monetize everything through every type of media platform imaginable.

So there you have it orange fans not only has the dumbing down of the America’s educational system traumatized our production of great leaders and prosperity in America.

It has managed to creep its way into our athletic department by coming up with genius ways to search for coaches that don’t exist instead of facing the start reality that you have to spend money.

But that’s why they call it common sense. Unfortunately in our case as so many other losing or mediocre programs is called common CENTS.

So there you have it….. but just close your eyes for five minutes or take the time to just ponder what would happen if Deion Sanders actually was our head coach…..

That’s called an investment. I don’t give a damn how much it cost - Cuse would get that money back double, because you will not be able to pay for the publicity that we would get.

Are you kidding me! Can you imagine Deion sanders taking a kid & his family in the dome during a recruiting trip and actually selling him?

Do you realize the ESPN game day would literally salivate to be in New York with Deion Sanders as a head coach in the dome.

He would take this job because FSU never offered him and he would take this job as a Vengeance job. Trust me I’m telling you what I know.

To be able to humiliate Florida State in the Dome, the school that never offered him a coaching chance, the school that he practically made famous by himself. Trust me he would jump all over this.

You Gotta have an athletic Director with Balls to go after the big guns even if they did say no to let the Coaching world know that you were serious.

Ask Alabama for permission to talk to the Saben, ask Colorado permission to talk to Deion Sanders. The fact that you’re going after the big Wigs lets people know that you are serious about your football program even though you know they’ll never leave their program…..it’s a game and if you don’t know how to play this game, you need to hire someone who’s strategic enough that does.

Trust me, Saben knows he’ll never leave Alabama, but he’ll appreciate the fact that you did make the offer because it puts more pressure on Bama to increase his contract And in return there maybe one or two of his five star players, that he’ll throw to us as a legal kickback…. It’s a game.

I’m going to make a bold statement but you better know this that the game is played on an administrative level first and trickles down from there!!!

Birds of a feather flock together, and you can only attract who you are!

Hello, Sir.

First, I know you love Deion Sanders. Good news…Colorado is teaching a class about him.

Enjoy.

(Now I’ll go back to hit refresh on how Fran Brown will teach a Masterclass on recruiting.)