Nice things you can say about UNC

[cusetown1]

Wilmington where MJ is from is a nice place to vacation.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

they aren't Duke, and their coach doesn't harass opposing players or taunt the officials.

 

[tee1222]

Ooooh, wait, I've got one.
They play in the best conference ever!

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

Marcus Paige seems like a nice lad.

they have the most Final 4s ever. Thanks for stopping by.

 

[Frozen]

They named Ric Flair their new chancellor.

 

[stuckinbig11]

you can pee anywhere you want--no, wait

 

[andyw715]

Wilmington where MJ is from is a nice place to vacation.

It's also a great place to live!

 

[chlywtr]

They named Ric Flair their new chancellor.

Wooooooooo!!

 

[OrangeMon]

UNC is located in ORANGE county, NC.

 

[bevosu]

It's not nearly as boring as driving through Kansas.

 

[EastCoast2]

Petey Pablo

 

[Cheriehoop]

Neil Diamond?

 

[Toga]

James Taylor

 

[RF2044]

They aren't uconn.

 

[Pyle]

It's not South Carolina or West Virginia.

 

[Jeremy L.]

There's an Insomnia Cookies near their campus.

 

[AlaskaSU]

1. Asheville, home to great contra dancing, and my sweetie, is in NC.

 

[JOC44]

They were the only ones able to keep Michael Jordan under 20 ppg.

 

[suttree]

North Carolina offers many anagram opportunities, including:

No harlot in car
No halt carrion
Corn train halo
Anal tic or horn
Hi, anal corn rot
Can't honor liar

 

[HtownOrange]

Per ESPN, we have a home court there (well, everywhere).

 

[Toga]

Wine and cheese

 

[Chip]

They really don't care how fast you drive through their state.

 

[Toga]

Carrboro

 

[TexanMark]

They have done a remarkable job care and feeding their "tarded" lil brother NC State over the years.

 

[Shenexon]

The last time they beat us in the NCAA tournament was 1957...