Dear Lord of the Universe, please don’t let anyone get hit by lightning or sucked up in a tornado. Please don’t let tree branches be blown into the stadium and hit Eric Dungey on the head. Most merciful god, please don’t let anyone catch pneumonia due to unmitigated wetness. I ask most humbly that no one break their back by slipping on the turf. Please please please don’t let the players be blinded by hail.
Thank you, Most High, you are the best! Amen.