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R.I.P Dan
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Why did I open that excuse for an article? Oh I know I really want to know more about Drew Allen and what he has to say about the qb competition but unfortunately I didn't get and of that and I will never get those five minutes of my life back!
:bang:
Be prepared to speed read when you open one of those syracuse.com articles, friend. Otherwise be prepared to throw up or chug a quart of Alka-Seltzer! :bat:
Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
I'll save you all from reading the article by quoting an excerpt:
" He's the new guy in town. The new football guy, anyway. The new quarterback. And so a lot of folks are interested in Drew Allen, the 6-foot-5 import from the Oklahoma Sooners who has assumed the role, sort of, of hired gun for the Syracuse University Orange.
Turns out, though, he's just as intrigued with his new surroundings. With, as it happens, us."
Rick Reilly called. He wants his hacky opening paragraph back.
I would pay good money to throw Rick Reilly through a window.
Thanks, your recap is probably much better than the original. And from appearance, much deeper than anything Bud has to say.I'll save you all from reading the article by quoting an excerpt:
You old softy.I was thinking something more along the lines of this for Bud
You old softy.
" He's the new guy in town. The new football guy, anyway. The new quarterback. And so a lot of folks are interested in Drew Allen, the 6-foot-5 import from the Oklahoma Sooners who has assumed the role, sort of, of hired gun for the Syracuse University Orange.
Turns out, though, he's just as intrigued with his new surroundings. With, as it happens, us."
Rick Reilly called. He wants his hacky opening paragraph back.
Holy commas.
I am appositive that there are far too many.
Yep.Holy commas.
I am appositive that there are far too many.
The whiz-bang, ran roughshot, through the salty berg, trying to ramrod, the unwashed masses.