The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[HtownOrange]

Exactly fans, Rutgers football is just like prison and half as much fun.

If you forced prisoners to watch Rutgers games, the prisoners would sue on the grounds of cruel an unusual punishment, AND WIN!

 

[SUFaninNJ]

I'm running a race at Rutgers on Sunday. I hope I don't catch anything.

What race is there?

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

What race is there?

My wife and I are running the Rutgers Half Marathon.

 

[orange79]

My wife and I are running the Rutgers Half Marathon.

So, if you're filing jointly, this counts as a full marathon, right?

 

[All4SU]

My wife and I are running the Rutgers Half Marathon.

I think the Rutgers basketball team used to run in those. Of course they ran it at night... in their birthday suits.

 

[jgeorge322]

So, if you're filing jointly, this counts as a full marathon, right?

Little known fact, the rutgers half marathon is actually a 5k, theyre pretenders

 

[SUFaninNJ]

My wife and I are running the Rutgers Half Marathon.

Cool. My town of Old Bridge sponsored their inaugural 5K run a couple weekends ago. I’m running the Damon Runyon at Yankee Stadium next month.

 

[qdawgg]

My wife and I are running the Rutgers Half Marathon.

Fun game for the start of the season. We do an over/under on whether Rutgers will score a TD in their conference games before or after your half marathon time.

 

[SU68]

I'm running a race at Rutgers on Sunday. I hope I don't catch anything.

You should be okay... just don't bend over.

 

[texascpa]

So Buttgers had their Spring game yesterday. Based on their forum, QB is still a dumpster fire. Will they win 1 game this year?

 

[money3189]

So Buttgers had their Spring game yesterday. Based on their forum, QB is still a dumpster fire. Will they win 1 game this year?

Maybe Liberty

 

[djorange1989]

Maybe Liberty

They won’t beat Liberty, you are being too kind, Coach

 

[djorange1989]

I heard Ash didn’t trip over his own feet on the walk to the sideline yesterday. That alone made their spring game a success

 

[djorange1989]

So Buttgers had their Spring game yesterday. Based on their forum, QB is still a dumpster fire. Will they win 1 game this year?

They don’t play an FCS team this year. Liberty, U Mass are their two best chances at a win(Illinois in conference is a chance too since they stink) and I don’t think they beat Liberty. So maybe 1-11. Maybe. Please don’t fire Ash before we play them in 2020

 

[Ernj]

2 things:
1. Dude running looked pretty fast.
2. Best tweet in response to this video about it being Rutgers defense: "I'd bet the defense was legit trying." Hahaha.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

2 things:
1. Dude running looked pretty fast.
2. Best tweet in response to this video about it being Rutgers defense: "I'd bet the defense was legit trying." Hahaha.

Really nice recovery on a bad snap.

 

[StopCoolio]

Rutgers getting a safety because they snapped the ball over the charity kids head out the back of the end zone would’ve probably been the most Rutgers thing ever. It’s a real shame that guy stopped it.

 

[orangepassion]

2 things:
1. Dude running looked pretty fast.
2. Best tweet in response to this video about it being Rutgers defense: "I'd bet the defense was legit trying." Hahaha.

Nice video, but truthfully, if it was 20 yards, it probably would have been enough to set that record

 

[DeGrozz]

Nice video, but truthfully, if it was 20 yards, it probably would have been enough to set that record

Not gonna lie - doesn't look like a forward pass to me. It's a lateral. RU even screwed up trying to stage a record setting play.

 

[HtownOrange]

Sadly that offense was more productive than their real offense. I hope Ash offered both kids, or at least the person that drew up the play. Anything is better than what he has been selling.

 

[texascpa]

Sadly that offense was more productive than their real offense. I hope Ash offered both kids, or at least the person that drew up the play. Anything is better than what he has been selling.

I saw a clip that showed Offense 52 Defense 48 in the 2nd qtr. Were they awarding a point per yard?

 

[money3189]

I saw a clip that showed Offense 52 Defense 48 in the 2nd qtr. Were they awarding a point per yard?

No, thats how many fans that came to see each unit.

 

[sherrillcuse]

the 8000th post in this thread WOW!!!

And Rutgerls is still Horrible!!!

 

[Briancuse]

What race is there?

The race to get the hell out of there.

 

[Lynch1967]

https://rutgers.forums./threads/ash-should-fix-the-spring-game-like-pro-wrestling.166223/

Of course, it's rutgersal, so...

Yeah, so...hes a dope.