Top Comments Jesse Likley to Hear at WVU

[Col. Bleep]

Y'all from Holland? Do ya speak Hollandaise?

Meet my wife and sister...
Yeah...I know there's only one woman with me.

It's great ya got yaself a visa. I couldn't get no credit card.

Does your visa require you to play each year for the coach with the most NCAA wins?

Would ya like the roadkill special?

What d'ya like better, squirrel or possum?

How many times ya seen Coal Miner's Daughter?

How old were ya when ya folks got runnin' water?

How many times were you in fourth grade?

Whaddya' mean ya didn't know that NIL here means No Income Left?

 

[cliftonparksufan]

We watched you play last year for some of the games. Our dish doesn't get ACCN+.

 

[kingtidge]

"You're a big, strong lad... Can you pickup these 2 old tires and throw them on that old couch in the yard?? We'll burn them together."

 

[orangefog]

Anyone get to you yet?

 

[HoustonCuse]

How long until he finds out the trainers won’t let the team drink water, only Mountain Dew?

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

 

[HtownOrange]

[stunning verbal silence with dialing banjos playing in the background]

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

There was an old conference realignment thread on one of the Pitt boards around the time that all three of us left the BE that was an absolute masterpiece. I've been unsuccessful in finding it.

 

[kcsu]

There is nothing like a banjo at Christmas mass

 

[23Zone]

Have you learned all the words yet to country road

 

[two3zone]

How long until he finds out the trainers won’t let the team drink water, only Mountain Dew?

 

[tbonezone]

you're gonna have to fill the lane here . he's layne.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Y'all from Holland? Do ya speak Hollandaise?

Meet my wife and sister...
Yeah...I know there's only one woman with me.

It's great ya got yaself a visa. I couldn't get no credit card.

Does your visa require you to play each year for the coach with the most NCAA wins?

Would ya like the roadkill special?

What d'ya like better, squirrel or possum?

How many times ya seen Coal Miner's Daughter?

How old were ya when ya folks got runnin' water?

How many times were you in fourth grade?

Whaddya' mean ya didn't know that NIL here means No Income Left?

How would you like that: hundreds or fifties

 

[cuseincincy]

Play fn defense. You think you can just sit back and waive at shots? Put a body on somebody. You have got to be kidding me, I've seen teenage girls with more muscle than you. If you can't get back any quicker don't even bother showing up. I'm afraid someone's gonna break you in half. Didn't Boeheim have a weight room up there?

I've watched a lot of Bob Huggins coached teams and don't remember many centers built like Jesse. He better get that NIL money up front cuz Huggs is gonna tear him some Dutchass like Jesse's never heard before.

 

[bnoro]

Y'all from Holland? Do ya speak Hollandaise?

Meet my wife and sister...
Yeah...I know there's only one woman with me.

It's great ya got yaself a visa. I couldn't get no credit card.

Does your visa require you to play each year for the coach with the most NCAA wins?

Would ya like the roadkill special?

What d'ya like better, squirrel or possum?

How many times ya seen Coal Miner's Daughter?

How old were ya when ya folks got runnin' water?

How many times were you in fourth grade?

Whaddya' mean ya didn't know that NIL here means No Income Left?

Don't quit your day job

 

[Willy75]

Overpaid.

 

[JonB]

You fouled out again?

 

[HOFCeluck]

Brawndo has what plants crave.

 

[JarHeadJim]

You sure do got a purdy mouth their Amsterdam boy.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Yaw Jesse, you could live in onena dem big ole' houses named after our senator Manchin.