Top three board quotes after a quarter of the season

[Eric15]

1. Fumble in the Colorado/Colorado St. game. Refs say it's Purdue ball. sabach

2. Bama lost to a team that won @Bama so that's a quality loss dwilmont44

3. This is why people who schedule weddings on home gamedays are evil. YOU HAVE 46 OTHER SATURDAYS TO CHOOSE FROM. FORTY SIX! Not to mention I can flip a coin at your wedding and tell you whether this event that made me miss a home game will result in a divorce anyway. “Oh, but the fall is so beautiful for a wedding” You know what’s more beautiful than your wedding? Watching Cuse run out of the tunnel against Clemson. You know what’s more enjoyable than your overcooked salmon and mushy asparagus? Every single food item at my tailgate. But I’m over it. 690West

Keep up the great comedic work, friends.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

1. Fumble in the Colorado/Colorado St. game. Refs say it's Purdue ball. sabach

2. Bama lost to a team that won @Bama so that's a quality loss dwilmont44

3. This is why people who schedule weddings on home gamedays are evil. YOU HAVE 46 OTHER SATURDAYS TO CHOOSE FROM. FORTY SIX! Not to mention I can flip a coin at your wedding and tell you whether this event that made me miss a home game will result in a divorce anyway. “Oh, but the fall is so beautiful for a wedding” You know what’s more beautiful than your wedding? Watching Cuse run out of the tunnel against Clemson. You know what’s more enjoyable than your overcooked salmon and mushy asparagus? Every single food item at my tailgate. But I’m over it. 690West

Keep up the great comedic work, friends.

690West does not, in fact, sound like he's over it.

 

[CuseFan]

Could not agree with 690West more. And I'm out for the Clemson game too because of my sister in laws wedding. Ugh

 

[swish7]

1. Fumble in the Colorado/Colorado St. game. Refs say it's Purdue ball. sabach

This was epic

 

[Cuse4455]

Could not agree with 690West more. And I'm out for the Clemson game too because of my sister in laws wedding. Ugh

Same! Lmfao

 

[Noexcuse]

Could not agree with 690West more. And I'm out for the Clemson game too because of my sister in laws wedding. Ugh

There’s always the tv in the bar

 

[Dinkyspond]

1. Fumble in the Colorado/Colorado St. game. Refs say it's Purdue ball. sabach

2. Bama lost to a team that won @Bama so that's a quality loss dwilmont44

3. This is why people who schedule weddings on home gamedays are evil. YOU HAVE 46 OTHER SATURDAYS TO CHOOSE FROM. FORTY SIX! Not to mention I can flip a coin at your wedding and tell you whether this event that made me miss a home game will result in a divorce anyway. “Oh, but the fall is so beautiful for a wedding” You know what’s more beautiful than your wedding? Watching Cuse run out of the tunnel against Clemson. You know what’s more enjoyable than your overcooked salmon and mushy asparagus? Every single food item at my tailgate. But I’m over it. 690West

Keep up the great comedic work, friends.

This is outstanding work, I read all 3 of these when they were originally posted (I know, I need to develop other hobbies) and LMAO at them then and just LMAO at them again.

 

[CuseFan]

There’s always the tv in the bar

Unbelievably not! I already checked it out, and we are going to the one reception place in the world that doesn't have a TV. so I will be staring at my phone ...

 

[bigmike]

There is nothing worse that having to prop your phone against a bowl of dinner rolls to hide your fandom at a wedding. And then when caught, you get this look

 

[PAcuse]

Totally agree with the wedding BS
We've had two weddings during the season in the last few years...100% streamed the game during the wedding and both games where better then the wedding

 

[Cuse12]

Could not agree with 690West more. And I'm out for the Clemson game too because of my sister in laws wedding. Ugh

Ditto in laws cousin wedding. I’m pissed

 

[Dick_in_MI]

There’s always the tv in the bar

SU vs Temple.

October 11, 1980

Both my wife and I occasionally peeked into the bar at our wedding reception to check the score.

Best wife in the world. SU won but I won bigger.

 

[DoubleDee]

When my wife and I announced our enegagement to my family in 2002, my dad said, “you better be careful with your planning, ‘cause Notre Dame is coming to the Dome next year”.

 

[DoctorBombay]

Nothing worse than the friend/relative who wants to bust your balls and give u a running score. My eyes shoot daggers at people like that...usually to no avail.

 

[SUfaninAZ]

1. Fumble in the Colorado/Colorado St. game. Refs say it's Purdue ball. sabach

2. Bama lost to a team that won @Bama so that's a quality loss dwilmont44

3. This is why people who schedule weddings on home gamedays are evil. YOU HAVE 46 OTHER SATURDAYS TO CHOOSE FROM. FORTY SIX! Not to mention I can flip a coin at your wedding and tell you whether this event that made me miss a home game will result in a divorce anyway. “Oh, but the fall is so beautiful for a wedding” You know what’s more beautiful than your wedding? Watching Cuse run out of the tunnel against Clemson. You know what’s more enjoyable than your overcooked salmon and mushy asparagus? Every single food item at my tailgate. But I’m over it. 690West

Keep up the great comedic work, friends.

This should be done weekly on all the boards.

 

[llandz]

Unbelievably not! I already checked it out, and we are going to the one reception place in the world that doesn't have a TV. so I will be staring at my pho

Don't forget your charger or a portable charging device.

 

[llandz]

I saw #1 and #3 in real time. Both were great. But since I am a female who would NEVER have her wedding during football or basketball season (June 14 is my Anniversary), I go for #1 for the win. Especially since I read it last night right after our game and those refs awful play calls were still fresh on my mind.