What do people think about the Dalai Lama as our next head coach?...

[Scooch]

I mean he checks the most important box that I see in other posts here: He spent at least an hour of his life in Syracuse.

I think we can afford him, those robes can't be too expensive. He's a great leader. Although being in exile is a knock on him, never led a UN recognized nation. But we all know he's a helluva recruiter.

Plus, from what I understand, he's a big hitter the Lama. Long.

I say add him to the list!

 

[NineOneSeven]

No chance we land him. He'll get a better offer from another bigger named p5 school.

Still might be more HARDNOSED than Shafer though.

 

[721Comstock]

I mean he checks the most important box that I see in other posts here: He spent at least an hour of his life in Syracuse.

I think we can afford him, those robes can't be too expensive. He's a great leader. Although being in exile is a knock on him, never led a UN recognized nation. But we all know he's a helluva recruiter.

Plus, from what I understand, he's a big hitter the Lama. Long.

I say add him to the list!

Gunga. Gunga galunga!

 

[PhatOrange]

He'd check the press conference box. That's a big deal to a lot of people on the board here.

 

[Ozcuse]

I'm not sold. What offense does he run?

Clock management is a strong plus.

 

[JoeCollege]

Big hitter, the Lama. Our defense would be agile, hostile, and assuming he can somehow teach them astral projection, incredibly multiple. I say go for it. From what he's said, he won't require a hefty paycheck, either.

 

[orangeinjersey]

Has Shafer abandoned the Hardnosed lock the gate shtick? When was the last time he made public comments to the media using them

 

[Noexcuse]

He's a workout freak . . . really into altitude training and increasing EPO levels. Might come in handy in the 4th quarter.

 

[Shark58]

I don't want a coach with a multi-generational outlook

 

[OrangeFoo]

I've heard his specialty is the Hail Mary.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Admins, please move this to the all inclusive coaching candidates thread.

 

[rocklloyd]

Can he recruit?

 

[Scooch]

Admins, please move this to the all inclusive coaching candidates thread.

You shut your mouth.

 

[Crusty]

I would rather have Dolly Parton.

 

[IthacaBarrel]

I would rather have Dolly Parton.

Jolene as DC

 

[Toga]

He may not win much but on all our death beds we will receive total consciousness. Which is nice.

 

[721Comstock]

He may not win much but on all our death beds we will receive total consciousness. Which is nice.

So, we've got that going for us.

 

[Noexcuse]

He may not win much but on all our death beds we will receive total consciousness. Which is nice.

Three of those and you are ineligible to play again.

 

[MadNY3]

No chance we land him. He'll get a better offer from another bigger named p5 school.

Still might be more HARDNOSED than Shafer though.

Plus he has Tressel's soul.

I'm all in.

 

[RF2044]

I'm not sold. What offense does he run?

Clock management is a strong plus.

He's a pacifist--so he's not an offense guy.

Next.

 

[NineOneSeven]

He's a pacifist--so he's not an offense guy.

Next.

I too dabbled in pacifism...not in nam of course

 

[Mr Peabody]

Can he recruit?

He's got over 9 million followers so i'm thinking he can field a team.

 

[Briancuse]

If he turns us down, this could be our 2nd choice

 

[Don]

I'm thinking we need someone who is a stickler for the rules so we can avoid more NCAA scrutiny but is also totally hardnosed, yet can wax poetic when need be at a post game press conerence

 

[Alsacs]

After reading SS linked to Nick Saban, David Cutcliffe, and Frank Beamer I need a consultation with Dalai Lama. I am trying to be nice and stay out posting in those threads.
We deserve to suck if SS is the HC in 2016. Just being a nice guy is not enough.