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The following is a copy of his OV itinerary, I secured this via sources and methods you need not concern yourself with.
SU Athletic Dept. Eyes Only
Gabe Daniels OV & Itinerary:
Chaperone - Vanessa Williams (Dressed as Cat Woman)
Notes:
Sensitive Topics to Avoid: Any discussion of Drake vs Kendrick, Shamrock Shakes and whether or not they'll be a Golden Girls reboot.
The Visit:
1. No screwing around this time. It is vital we take GD straight from the airport to the French Fort on Onondaga Lake Parkway so he and his family can more fully understand the French influence of early life in the Salt City. Downplay Father Le Moyne's prominence. Lunch @Heid's. Talk to him about coney's first before springing one on him.
2. Visit to the fire station @Burnet and Midler. Kitty corner from the Brooklyn Pickle. Maybe a slide or 2 down the pole.
2.5 Take him to the top of the Equitable Tower II for a vertigo producing panoramic view from all the way up on the 19th floor. Let him turn on and off the light star that indicates the weather forecast.
3. Trip to the Everson to see the sensational new show that's sweeping the nation: Brooms of the Renaissance
4. Dinner for 8 at a single table on the 50 yard line at the Dome, catered by the Little Gem Diner and delivered in full livery by GrubHub.
5. Tickets to the John Tesh Experience at Hendricks Chapel. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
6. All topped-off by a Taylor Swift themed pajama party at Student Union multipurpose room
People, we pull this off and he'll sign before the pillow fight.
Stay Vigilant,
JW
It's just a spoof on what an absurdist Syracuse OV might look like, highlighting some of the more ridiculous attributes of Syracuse and creating some imaginary events in our fair town. Also, I think my morning coffee was spiked w/something.I'm utterly lost.
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It's just a spoof on what an absurdist Syracuse OV might look like, highlighting some of the more ridiculous attributes of Syracuse and creating some imaginary events in our fair town. Also, I think my morning coffee was spiked w/something.