Rules

Do not ask a question until it is your turn.
To be placed in the question queue, simply type a ?.
You are encouraged to type your question out beforehand (but don't press Enter), so when it is time to ask it, you can pull the trigger quickly.
You are encouraged to ask your question in all capital letters, so the questions stand out from the guest answers.
No swearing.
No running with scissors.
No crossing of the proton streams.
No biting, scratching or hair pulling.