198,000th message

[CusefanATL]

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[CusefanATL]

hmmm... i wrote 198,000th... and it came out 198,00 h

 

[Ghost]

I lost a 'T' once too ATL, if you join the pay side, we actually have a support group. It gets easier to deal with it. I'll never forget when I lost my 'T'. I was trying to write a message about a trip to Toronto and all I got was oronto, imagine the horror! Worst day of my life to be honest - these people can be relentless.

Anyway, the first thing u have to do is man up and admit you lost it. It gets easier from there, I promise. It's not an easy road, I'll grant you that, we've lost some good men along the way, but for the ones that make it - it's a really worthwhile and rewarding experience.

Just make sure you stay with the program and you'll be fine - and stay away from those jackholes that lost a 'K' - they chose a different path and I think we can all tell who those people are.

Stay strong!

 

[sutomcat]

hmmm... i wrote 198,000th... and it came out 198,00 h

Well it worked that time. Looks to me as though you have an unstable '0' key.

0 no!

Back in the day, we didn't have the 0 key. We made due with a capital O and everyone was happy.

That reminds me of a couple of other stories...

Walking-bird

Episode: Lisa Vs Malibu Stacey

To my son Homer... (Homer says Woohoo!) ...and his entire family... (D'oh!) ...I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? (in the car) Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... (cut to mall) ...a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...​

(later) Eh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Democrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? (honks car horn) (entering the house) There are too many leaves in your walkway...​

Tied an onion to my belt

Episode: Last Exit To Springfield

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.​

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...​

Three, medium brown

Episode: Homer & Apu

Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three: medium brown.​

My old Victrola

Episode: Lady Bouvier's Lover

(over closing credits) I first took a fancy to Mrs. Bouvier because her raspy voice reminded me of my old Victrola. Oh, it was a fine machine with a vulcanized rubber listening tube which you crammed in your ear. The tube would go in easier with some sort of lubricant like linseed oil or doctor...​

First radio

Episode: Sideshow Bob Roberts

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. A he'd say; then B.C would usually follow...​

Dickety

Episode: Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

(at the school) My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. (the children laugh) What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...​

I already talked to her for twenty damn minutes

Episode: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

(Lisa calls Grampa to talk, first asking if he is busy) Well you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges... (later) ...and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain... (later) ...and, that's everything which happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call...​

Swedish lunchbox

Episode: Jaws Wired Shut (DABF02)

Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.​

Superman vs. Roosevelt

Episode: Treehouse of Horror XIII (DABF19)

Then after World War Two, it got kinda quiet, 'til Superman challenged FDR to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong, or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between.​