LSU Swamp Thread

[Blanko97]

True statement here from someone I’m really close with and close to LSU, Brian Kelly was having an affair with a real estate agent. Big group of boosters found out. Part of the reason he’s getting fired and now they are trying to not pay him because of a “morality” clause built into his contract. Wild times

Was she at least hot...

 

[VA Citrus]

True statement here from someone I’m really close with and close to LSU, Brian Kelly was having an affair with a real estate agent. Big group of boosters found out. Part of the reason he’s getting fired and now they are trying to not pay him because of a “morality” clause built into his contract. Wild times

Who knows if that's true or a rumor but it is the most SEC thing ever

 

[Bulldog04]

Who knows if that's true or a rumor but it is the most SEC thing ever

I know it’s a true rumor bc my buddy paid $200k to be a part of the pool to fire him

 

[orangefog]

I know it’s a true rumor bc my buddy paid $200k to be a part of the pool to fire him

Did the boosters care that he was having an affair or were they just glad to have an excuse to use the morality clause?

 

[cusefan88]

Did the boosters care that he was having an affair or were they just glad to have an excuse to use the morality clause?

It's the SEC, in public it's option 1 but the truth is option 2.

 

[Bulldog04]

Did the boosters care that he was having an affair or were they just glad to have an excuse to use the morality clause?

They just found this out. They were going to let him ride out the year until this came to light. Now they are going to torch him in this settlement.

It “doesn’t matter” but There was a video of him leaving the facility Monday morning and he parked in a handicap spot. Basically people are putting all these things together against him to show how big of a POS he is

 

[RF2044]

Maybe he was looking for an open floorplan?


Er... marriage?

 

[KaiserUEO]

I mean, he killed a kid at ND, surprised a little adultery to the SEC means as much.

 

[javadoc]

True statement here from someone I’m really close with and close to LSU, Brian Kelly was having an affair with a real estate agent. Big group of boosters found out. Part of the reason he’s getting fired and now they are trying to not pay him because of a “morality” clause built into his contract. Wild times

How did he qualify for a morality clause at all?

 

[FloridaCuse]

They just found this out. They were going to let him ride out the year until this came to light. Now they are going to torch him in this settlement.

It “doesn’t matter” but There was a video of him leaving the facility Monday morning and he parked in a handicap spot. Basically people are putting all these things together against him to show how big of a POS he is

Which many people knew or believed when he was in South Bend.

 

[FloridaCuse]

and oh by the way . . . why is this LSU/Kelly "morality clause" talk in the Luke Carney thread???

 

[bigmike]

True statement here from someone I’m really close with and close to LSU, Brian Kelly was having an affair with a real estate agent. Big group of boosters found out. Part of the reason he’s getting fired and now they are trying to not pay him because of a “morality” clause built into his contract. Wild times

There is nothing like the old morality clause as an exit strategy.

 

[orangefog]

They just found this out. They were going to let him ride out the year until this came to light. Now they are going to torch him in this settlement.

It “doesn’t matter” but There was a video of him leaving the facility Monday morning and he parked in a handicap spot. Basically people are putting all these things together against him to show how big of a POS he is

If I were him, I would take the stance that there is ample evidence that he was the same POS when they hired him.

 

[RF2044]

There is nothing like the old morality clause as an exit strategy.

In lieu of having to be on the hook for $50M, I can understand why the LSU boosters are desperate to have this type of "out."

 

[Shrmdougluvr]

You could go a few ways
1. Pa Dutch
2. Classic I live in PA but my family is from the "south"
3. Redneck
4. Transplanted Philly native

Re- Franklin's firing, as someone who spent some time living in Central PA and still visits, I imagine those would sound like:

1. PA Dutch - "He's all."
2. Cent PA-er - "I told yous he (meaning a black man) wasn't smart enough to do the job. RIP JoePa. Greatest coach ever."
3. Redneck - See #2 above without the JoePa reference.
4. Transplanted Philly native -- "Fuuuuuuuuuck that guy! Fly Eagles fly!"

 

[orangefog]

Re- Franklin's firing, as someone who spent some time living in Central PA and still visits, I imagine those would sound like:

1. PA Dutch - "He's all."
2. Cent PA-er - "I told yous he (meaning a black man) wasn't smart enough to do the job. RIP JoePa. Greatest coach ever."
3. Redneck - See #2 above without the JoePa reference.
4. Transplanted Philly native -- "Fuuuuuuuuuck that guy! Fly Eagles fly!"

So that's how to get away with using that word...

 

[FloridaCuse]

Simple: Luke isnt playing because he violated a morality clause. Really, it’s true, please start repeating this for the next 30 pages, everyone!

HaHa. But, I should have said it in my earlier post -- let's not associate Kelly's "problems" with this nice young man. It isn't fair to him. Enough already. Please post new Kelly stuff in the Coaching Carousel Thread. Please.

 

[Blanko97]

I mean, he killed a kid at ND, surprised a little adultery to the SEC means as much.

It doesn’t, losing is the true sin here

 

[djorange1989]

Source?!?!?!?!?!?

Well, since you asked, I can’t be totally transparent but my source works in the renting of vehicles industry

 

[PAcuse]

Re- Franklin's firing, as someone who spent some time living in Central PA and still visits, I imagine those would sound like:

1. PA Dutch - "He's all."
2. Cent PA-er - "I told yous he (meaning a black man) wasn't smart enough to do the job. RIP JoePa. Greatest coach ever."
3. Redneck - See #2 above without the JoePa reference.
4. Transplanted Philly native -- "Fuuuuuuuuuck that guy! Fly Eagles fly!"

and don't you DARE call it Lan Caster...
also transplanted philly native "I need a cup of wooder"

 

[llandz]

What does a Happy Valley accent sound like?

Moooo

 

[MadNY3]

True statement here from someone I’m really close with and close to LSU, Brian Kelly was having an affair with a real estate agent. Big group of boosters found out. Part of the reason he’s getting fired and now they are trying to not pay him because of a “morality” clause built into his contract. Wild times

I know you are super plugged in, but didn’t Kelly file for divorce from his wife last year? And that she didn’t live in Baton Rouge most of the time?

 

[Newhouser]

I know you are super plugged in, but didn’t Kelly file for divorce from his wife last year? And that she didn’t live in Baton Rouge most of the time?

Think they filed and then withdrew the petition.

 

[OrangeCrush22]

I mean, he killed a kid at ND, surprised a little adultery to the SEC means as much.

Cuse fans are the only ones who remember this and bring it up. It’s memory holed in the rest of the college football world.

 

[Bulldog04]

I know you are super plugged in, but didn’t Kelly file for divorce from his wife last year? And that she didn’t live in Baton Rouge most of the time?

They are still married. Sorry to the mods if I derailed something here. Didn’t even notice this was luke carney thread. This is picking up steam within LSU fan base on their site tigerdroppings.com - why’s it named that I have no idea but people are now talking about him golfing all the time and drinking all the time too. Wild. But that’s enough of that.