The game tonight will be difficult for me to negotiate. I have the Louisville cousins and my Carolina friends and they all will be texting me. (In fact, Chapel Hill Bill has already started up.) Each group knows that I support their opponents as well as their own team. The situation is undoubtedly galling to all concerned. Tonight, I intend to enter a state of high samadhi and view the game in blissful detachment. On other occasions when my loyalty has been split, I have rooted excitedly for both teams, but that leaves me both exhausted and morally bankrupt.
I have a hard life.