A funny look at how each college would "riot" like PSU

[Upstate]

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@ballinisahabit - Louisville's riot would be over in 15 seconds


@ballinisahabit - Coach Cal would lead a "rioter's first" riot only to see the riot vacated due to using ineligible chanting


@JamesonFleming - A Bobby Gonzalez lead riot would raid Nordstroms for their satchels


@JamesonFleming - Reggie Bush would steal a bunch of stuff during his riot, promise to give it back and then hold onto it


@SenatorGiggity - USC had to vacate it's riots from last year


@TomahawkNation - Iowa would riot... FOR AMERICA


@Marmon4270 - Nebraska would get jealous of Texas's riot and move to another block.


@PJASchultz - Syracuse fans would only riot inside


@Mengus22 - Without Gerry McNamara, Syracuse wouldn't have had ten f*****g riots. Not ten


@Mengus22 - Illinois rioters would go for two


@Mengus22 - Ole Miss has the hottest rioters


@Mengus22 - Texas A&M's riot would be really good...for a half


@Mengus22 - Baylor's riot would sue Texas A&M's riot


@Mengus22 - Boston College would sell tickets to its riot on Groupon


@MartinRickman - BC's riot wouldn't get any coverage in the Boston area anyway.


@MartinRickman - Not even a clearance sale at J Crew could save UVA from rioting


@MartinRickman - Miami's riot was a lot more impressive when there were still strippers and bounties involved


@RaphielleJ - Major outlets would declare Florida State and Miami's riots "back" every year...only to watch it fall apart after two blocks


@RaphielleJ - Texas would televise their riot on a special network...that almost no one owned


@FakeGimel - Hawaii will travel anywhere to riot and be respected.


@FakeGimel - Everybody would be ultra impressed w/ Boise State's riot at first, then discount it a few months later


@Kristaj19 - Boise State's riot wouldn't impress the computers


@Patherrants - Toledo would petition for Syracuse to vacate their riot


@Adam_1224 - Cincinnati's riot would only be to show they can riot like Ohio State, UK and Louisville


@Ncaabbguy - Best riot in the country undoubtedly would be basically any Ivy league school. Preferably Harvard, or Yale


@Joelabarker - Bruce Pearl would deny the riot took place at his house.


@Riles23 - Purdue's riot would end in torn ACLs


@CJDyal - Houston Nutt would invite way more people to the riot than they have room for, them tell some of them to go home


@KilroyFSU - UAB would have rioted, but Alabama's board of trustees wouldn't sign off on the proposal.


@TommyCat1225 - Oregon would pay a Texas rioting service to handle their riot.


@NunesMagician - A Georgetown riot would require Syracuse rioters to show up in order to look bigger


@NunesMagician - A UConn riot would take place in Best Buy and all the laptops would go missing


@MorseCode206 - Northwestern's riot would just steal everything from Nebraska's riot


@HLS_PootND - Notre Dame riots just discuss how the riots from the glory days were so much better


@HLS_PootND - Randy Edsall left UConn's riot stating that Maryland was truly his Dream Riot


@BCfremeau - Notre Dame is monitoring the super riot landscape but prefers to riot independently


@stb3rry - Rutgers would claim Occupy Wall Street is part of their riot.


@McshaneM - Jim Tressel knew about Ohio State's riot months ago


@Coach_Kerri - The Mizzou riot would be scheduled, then reconsidered, rescheduled, and reconsidered again


@tarheelfanblog - I am not sure how NC State is supposed to get quality rioters with UNC and Duke close by


@GeorgeK10 - USF's president is blocking UCF's riot


@900_Irving - Kansas' riot would look dominant before abruptly ending way too early in embarrassing fashion


@Frogkaytee - SMU would have to buy its riot


@JPGuerette - Seton Hall would have rioters, but no one would have a damn clue who they are


@FeatheStache - East carolina wouldn't get invited to riot


@BIAHTroyMachir - DePaul's riot would be #DePaulful


@CharlieToft - he BYU riot would begin, spend 2 years in Belize, and then pick up where it left off


@USFVoodoo5 - The Mountain West would step in so Boise State could not wear blue uniforms to their home riots.


@SenatorGiggity - ESPN picks who get's to riot & who doesn't

 

[NKR1978]

East Carolina and Rutgers were my favorite.

 

[ImperialOrange]

Nice find. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Jake]

Tom OBrien would declare that he is not a candidate to participate in your riot

There would be 45 people at Heinz field for Pitt's riot, but their ticket office would claim there were 40, 000.

 

[NKR1978]

Doug Marrone has a binder that lays out a how he will create a perfect riot.