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[QUOTE="JoeCollege, post: 1573745, member: 189"]
Standard Board Responses to board running slow:

1.) Payside ain't running slow.
2.) Cyber Monday (seasonal equivalent of raking leaves, apple picking, Cindy's swim meet and Bobby's soccer game)
3.) Picked up a virus from PeteCalvin's mom.
4.) Servers busy uploading software to translate Fab Melo's paper from Portuguese to American English.
5) Outside the Lines has hacked the servers looking for dirt on John Syracuse.
6.) Clark's Ale House might or might not re-open or be open or something.
7.) OT- Dinosaur BBQ restaurant coming to Elmira/Watertown/Scranton.
8.) Today's the day the new Laurie Fine swimsuit calendar comes out.
9.) Every FCS, Division 3, and Class D high school coach in America is visiting the board as part of their due diligence in applying for the SU job.
10) Fishy. Never trust Fishy. I don't. I also don't trust [USER=27]sutomcat[/USER] , my doctor, or Alan Thicke when he promises me on AM radio that he can help with my IRS problems.
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