orangepassion
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I'm not talking Minnesota strategy-just who's playing well and showing improvement, as well as injury updates
I can start some baseless rumors though.
In a surprise move, Ben "Parker" Lewis "Can't Lose" has been moved to running back and is taking all of the 2nd team reps. FACT.
One practice was delayed for 45 minutes after the defensive line foolishly accepted the offensive line's "Gallon Challenge." Reportedly, field positions were considered unsuitable for contact in the trenches. FACT.
Coach Bullough has unveiled a new defensive formation known only as "The Defenestration of David Cobb." FACT.
Extremely well done. FACT.This is fun.
The Offensive Line has been watching "The Biggest Loser" together and have been so inspired, they've already lost a total of 500 pounds. Macky alone is reportedly back down to 230 pounds. FACT
Dontez Ford has given up on music, and briefly rejoined the team, but then decided to follow his passion for cooking and is now training to be a pastry chef. FACT
Also, Ashton Broyld has moved positions again. If you're counting, his positions after two years now include QB, H-Back, KR, RB, WR, and Rover. FACT
The way these clowns over at Syracuse.com continue to try and destruct the team, I wouldn't be surprised to see limited access next year too.
upperdeck said:they only have 15-16 days until the game.. tough to get 15 in. you know the last couple will be light once they get down there.
Well Michael Cohen is now a sports reporter in Memphis so we won't have to deal with his stuff anymore
I thought this was going g to be a knock on the B1G for taking RutgersThis is fun.
The Offensive Line has been watching "The Biggest Loser" together and have been so inspired, they've already lost a reported 500 lbs.
I think he is just covering the Memphis sports scene, not necessarily the college. I know he was reporting on a bball game about PastnerCovering the Memphis Tigers football program now that's a big step up in the world...not.