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[QUOTE="JarHeadJim, post: 449115, member: 178"]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir! 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. 
[tries to stop smiling] 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any ing time, sweetheart! 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull- you! ONE! TWO! THREE! 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag! 
[Pyle drops down to his knees] 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself. 
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat] 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts! 
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand] 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my ing hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself! 
[Pyle does so] 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning? 
Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you! 
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair! 
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR! 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely  you up! 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. 
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