Board Hottie Tournament WILD CARD: Lamiraqui vs Portman

[jekelish]

Full listing of Wild Card matchups here: http://syracusefan.com/blog/archives/98

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Love Natalie, but for board hottie we need a full-bodied gal. Ms. Portman, while the best actress and probably the smartest of the group, is a bit too thin for my requirements.

 

[tee1222]

This is getting tight.
Maybe they should both strip down buck neked so we can figure out what's going on, better "evaluate", yeah?

 

[jordoo]

I went with Jennifer. I find her hotter than Natalie and I will never be able to scrub those horrid love/courting scenes from the Star Wars movies out of my brain, of course then she was in that little skimpy white get up that ripped a bit . . . . .

 

[tee1222]

I went with Jennifer. I find her hotter than Natalie and I will never be able to scrub those horrid love/courting scenes from the Star Wars movies out of my brain, of course then she was in that little skimpy white get up that ripped a bit . . . . .

Rippage. Rippage is good.

 

[dollarbill44]

I went with Jennifer. I find her hotter than Natalie and I will never be able to scrub those horrid love/courting scenes from the Star Wars movies out of my brain, of course then she was in that little skimpy white get up that ripped a bit . . . . .

Well, I went with Natalie. I guess I just couldn't scrub that s3x scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swan out of my head - nor do I want to.

 

[jekelish]

Well, I went with Natalie. I guess I just couldn't scrub that six scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swan out of my head - nor do I want to.

Six scene? I had no idea Black Swan was a movie about math.

(isn't the way it censors words that you find on job applications hilarious? because clearly, s e x only refers to the act)

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Rippage. Rippage is good.

I look at Natalie Portman and only picture her in that movie Leon: the Professional. Young girls and women who look like young girls do not do it for me. Heck, I'd love to have Ms. Portman as my daughter.

 

[tee1222]

I look at Natalie Portman and only picture her in that movie Leon: the Professional. Young girls and women who look like young girls do not do it for me. Heck, I'd love to have Ms. Portman as my daughter.

Agree. She always had a kid look, which is not so wonderful. But she is a natural beauty.

 

[dollarbill44]

Six scene? I had no idea Black Swan was a movie about math.

(isn't the way it censors words that you find on job applications hilarious? because clearly, s e x only refers to the act)

haha. I forgot I had to modify the text. Ridiculous!

Friend: What s3x is your baby?
Me: Hey, you can't say that, it's indecent.

We really are still a bunch of Puritans in America.

 

[jekelish]

haha. I forgot I had to modify the text. Ridiculous!

Friend: What s3x is your baby?
Me: Hey, you can't say that, it's indecent.

We really are still a bunch of Puritans in America.

It reminds me of an old episode of The Simpsons, when Lisa is with her friends and says something is s e xist, and they snicker and say "Lisa said a dirty word!"

 

[SBU72]

Ah friends, Natalie is both married and has a kid, how can she be in this tourney?

 

[tee1222]

Ah friends, Natalie is both married and has a kid, how can she be in this tourney?

Because she was in Star Wars. Carrie Fisher has gotten on in years. But still. She too was in Star Wars.
This supersedes any bit of rational thought.
After all.,

 

[jordoo]

Well, I went with Natalie. I guess I just couldn't scrub that s3x scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swan out of my head - nor do I want to.

Hmmm sounds like something I'll have to check out.

 

[jordoo]

Ah friends, Natalie is both married and has a kid, how can she be in this tourney?

Good Point! WARNING DO NOT VOTE FOR NATALIE!!

 

[jekelish]

If Lamiraqui doesn't win this one it's going to be...

...wait for it...

VIRTUAL INSANITY!

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahAHhah. Ha. Hee hee. Ho. Ho ho. Ha. HAHA. Ha.

Ahhh good stuff.

 

[cuseattle]

Dead even.

 

[SBU72]

Hmmm sounds like something I'll have to check out.

It was the mention of "Black Swan" that made me remember that Natalie is married and had a child. She had like 5 or 6 movies released in the same year so she could get pregant and have the baby. Black Swan was one of them. Two others I think were "Thor" and "Friends With Benefits" (or smoething like that)

 

[swish7]

The pregnant, married, child thing is silliness. Portman all the way baby.

 

[SBU72]

The pregnant, married, child thing is silliness. Portman all the way baby.

All of the above does not reduce "hotness"

 

[jekelish]

PORTMAN sneaks out the victory and will advance to the next play in round.

 

[AirForceOrange]

PORTMAN sneaks out the victory and will advance to the next play in round.

:bang: :bat:

 

[BlazeOrange]

Because she was in Star Wars. Carrie Fisher has gotten on in years. But still. She too was in Star Wars.
This supersedes any bit of rational thought.
After all.,

Chewbacca defense aside, with a one vote margin, this one should've gone into overtime.