Bud Outdid Himself

[anomander]

http://www.syracuse.com/poliquin/in...n_easter_weekend_and_hope_that_heaven_is.html

This reads like he dropped a hit of acid, smoked a joint, and jammed out to some Grateful Dead when he pounded out this POS article.

Can't tell if he is serious or not?

 

[NineOneSeven]

Grateful Dead.

 

[Frozen]

I shart better prose than Bud Poliquin.

 

[Noexcuse]

Nothing I could say would do justice to that masterpiece.

 

[anomander]

Grateful Dead.

thanks. obviously i'm not a dead head myself

 

[texasorange]

I thought Hunter S. Thompson was dead ?

 

[retro44]

sounds like his wife is dragging his as$ out of town that weekend and all he has is this board to read.

 

[FAL]

Worst piece of drivel I've ever read.

 

[djorange1989]

I'm sorry, there was no mention of "the unwashed" or of a "ramrod" in the article, I believe it was written by a Bud imposter! One with a similarly annoying writing style.

 

[TexanMark]

I read it and continuously said, "What and what is the point?" I stopped after 6-7 paragraphs or so...horrible opinion piece.

 

[orange79]

I don't know, guys. I think it was a whiz bang piece!

 

[mountaincuse]

I have no words

 

[xc84]

Cliff Clavin's version is better: "You see the Cuse is playing its Spring scrimmage the day before Easter? What's up with that?"

 

[CanadianSU]

:blah::blah:

 

[Lawrinson14]

I'm only 2 sentences in and cracking up.

"They're a godless bunch up there in the football wing at Syracuse University. Atheists, every one. Pagans. Have to be."

edit: COMMAS. COMMAS EVERYWHERE!

 

[FAL]

I don't know, guys. I think it was a whiz bang piece!

You're right--whiz bang POS.

Guy is getting desperate. Time to give it up, Bud.

 

[RICuse44]

It's like listening to your drunk uncle at family functions babble on incorherently to anyone who will listen. The only exception is it is 100 times less entertaining.

 

[rocklloyd]

Huzzah Bud.

 

[oldpinepoint]

What...I was done after the first 3 paragraphs

 

[xc84]

At least he didn't use the term "burg" in it.

 

[HtownOrange]

My eyes! My Eyes! How can I unread it it? The pain! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGRGGGGGGGGG!

 

[kcsu]

Bud is suffering from the Manchild syndrome

 

[blizz]

What...I was done after the first 3 paragraphs

Had to be around the time the acid was really starting to kick in...

Legend has it that Hendrix would roll hits up into his headband so that as he worked up a sweat...all hell would break loose.

 

[Deano]

I had to email him to let him know other schools (USC, Texas, Auburn, and Alabama) are also having their game next Saturday, so they probably need to be hammered too by their local writers. I also sent him this link to make him look dumber, which apparently isn't hard to do - http://www.fbschedules.com/spring-football-game-schedule.

 

[CIL]

http://www.syracuse.com/poliquin/in...n_easter_weekend_and_hope_that_heaven_is.html

This reads like he dropped a hit of acid, smoked a joint, and jammed out to some Grateful Dead when he pounded out this POS article.

Can't tell if he is serious or not?

You've obviously never done the two together. There's no way you'd even approach a computer if that was the case.