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I give you, Poo Poo Broussard...
Cajun Humor Thread (sorry LSU fans)
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jekelish
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LSU fans, you can still make the game. Free transportation!
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-lsu-stadium-shuttle-transports-tigers-fans-bac-51345
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-lsu-stadium-shuttle-transports-tigers-fans-bac-51345
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Q: What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and LSU Tigers fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: How did the LSU Tigers fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Q: Why can't LSU Tigers players go on the internet?
A: They can't put 3 W's together.
Q: How many LSU Tigers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: If you have a car containing a LSU Tigers wide receiver, a LSU Tigers linebacker, and a LSU Tigers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: How did the LSU Tigers fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Q: Why can't LSU Tigers players go on the internet?
A: They can't put 3 W's together.
Q: How many LSU Tigers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: If you have a car containing a LSU Tigers wide receiver, a LSU Tigers linebacker, and a LSU Tigers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
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Boudreau and Thibodaux were driving down the road. They came across this farm, noticed a sheep had its head stuck in the fence and couldn't break loose. Thibodaux says, "Hey Boudreau, hold my beer" then gets behind the sheep and does the deed. He then looks turns and says it's your turn. Boudreau says, "No way, I don't want to get my head stuck in the fence."
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Thibodeaux was standing on his dock the other morning, and saw Boudreau coming down the bayou in his pirogue. Boudreau stopped to visit for a minute. Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreau had some rolls of duct tape in his boat, and asked, "Mais what you doin' wid dat duct tape ?" Boudreau says, "Mais, I'm going duck hunting." Thibodeaux tells him, "You can't get no ducks wid duct tape." Boudreau says, "We'll see." That afternoon, Boudreau passes back by with a boat full of ducks.
The next morning, Boudreau comes by again, and Thibodeaux sees that Boudreau has some Nutra-sweet in the boat. He asks him, "What you doin' wit dat Nutra-sweet ?" Boudreau says, "Mais, I'm goin' hunt for some nutria to make a stew." Thibodeaux tells him, "You ain't gonna get no nutria wid dat Nutra-sweet." Boudreau replies, "We'll see." That afternoon, Boudreau passes by, and sure enough, his pirogue is full of nutria.
Again the next morning, same routine, Boudreau passes by and Thibodeaux asks him what he has in his pirogue today. Boudreau tells him, "Mais, dats some willows." Thibodeaux tells him, "Hold on for a minute. I'm goin' get my coat. I'm coming with you today, for sure !"
The next morning, Boudreau comes by again, and Thibodeaux sees that Boudreau has some Nutra-sweet in the boat. He asks him, "What you doin' wit dat Nutra-sweet ?" Boudreau says, "Mais, I'm goin' hunt for some nutria to make a stew." Thibodeaux tells him, "You ain't gonna get no nutria wid dat Nutra-sweet." Boudreau replies, "We'll see." That afternoon, Boudreau passes by, and sure enough, his pirogue is full of nutria.
Again the next morning, same routine, Boudreau passes by and Thibodeaux asks him what he has in his pirogue today. Boudreau tells him, "Mais, dats some willows." Thibodeaux tells him, "Hold on for a minute. I'm goin' get my coat. I'm coming with you today, for sure !"
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Ok, that's pretty damn good.
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Okay, that one's pretty funny right there...
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At de bar:
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you talk, that you're from Louisiana."
The other guys responds proudly, "Mais yah."
The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Louisiana come from?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from from Breaux Bridge, Me."
The first guy responds, "Mais, me too. And what street did you live on in Breaux Bridge?"
The other guys says, "A lovely Street called Grand Point Rd."
The first guy says, "Keyaww..mais dat a small world, so do I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Bernard of course."
The first guy gets really excited and say’s “Me to. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "De Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St.Bernard in 1964 too."
About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"
The bartender replies, "The Boudreaux twins are drunk again."
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you talk, that you're from Louisiana."
The other guys responds proudly, "Mais yah."
The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Louisiana come from?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from from Breaux Bridge, Me."
The first guy responds, "Mais, me too. And what street did you live on in Breaux Bridge?"
The other guys says, "A lovely Street called Grand Point Rd."
The first guy says, "Keyaww..mais dat a small world, so do I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Bernard of course."
The first guy gets really excited and say’s “Me to. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "De Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St.Bernard in 1964 too."
About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"
The bartender replies, "The Boudreaux twins are drunk again."
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Three Cajuns were at work when one (named Boudreaux) suddenly died of a heart attack.
One of the other Cajuns said, "I know where he lived, but I wasn't personally acquainted with his family. How are we going to break the news?"
The other Cajun replied, "Don't worry. I am plumb full of tact and know what to do."
So the two Cajuns went to Boudreaux's house and rang the doorbell. When his wife answered, the other Cajun said, "Hello, are you the widow Boudreaux?"
She replied, "My name's Boudreaux, but I'm not a widow."
"The hell you ain't."
One of the other Cajuns said, "I know where he lived, but I wasn't personally acquainted with his family. How are we going to break the news?"
The other Cajun replied, "Don't worry. I am plumb full of tact and know what to do."
So the two Cajuns went to Boudreaux's house and rang the doorbell. When his wife answered, the other Cajun said, "Hello, are you the widow Boudreaux?"
She replied, "My name's Boudreaux, but I'm not a widow."
"The hell you ain't."
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