Can We Get The Names Right!?!

[OrangeOnions]

If we're going to carry the banner for the conference, the announcers and the rest of the league need to familiarize themselves with our team. Here's the key players...

Timothy Ennis
Jerry Cooney
Calvin Fair
Jimbo Grant
Ralph Christmas
Melvin Gbinije
Green Bay Keita
Theodore Roberson
Dirk Coleman

We are coached by...

Jar Jar Boeheim
Meta World Hopkins
Joey McNamara
Anquan Autry

Thank you for your cooperation with this matter.

 

[Orangeyes]

How about Tyler Cooney?

Or Trevor Ennis?

Last week it was Terry Cooney!

Somebody quick check the roster we may have too many on scholarship.

Who could forget Len Elmore's Hakim Warwick?