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[QUOTE="orangepassion, post: 336658, member: 14"]
Marrone:Kristof, you were not supposed to let out the news of your injury through twitter-that's not the Syracuse way.
Curtis: I know Coach ...
Marrone: I am not finished yet. More importantly, you have deprived me of one of my favorite parts of the job.
Curtis: What's that Coach?
Marrone: When the media asks me what happens to a missing player, I get to say that I don't comment on players who are no longer with the team. I love keeping everyone in suspense. All these crazy rumors start on the internet. Before you know it, Orange Fizz will be contacting your father for information. You have taken this away from me and must pay!
Curtis: Do you mean you're going to take away my scholarship?
Marrone: That does me no good. I have a more fitting punishment to atone for your crime.
Curtis: What Coach? I'll do anything to keep my scholarship. I'll even do updowns.
Marrone: That does the team no good...not to mention your back. I have thought long and hard and here's the deal. Before and after every game, you must bring me a bologna sandwich-The sandwich of champions! If the game goes into overtime, I need additional sandwiches for each overtime.This can't be any ordinary bologna sandwich. It has to be wrapped tight with just the right amount of ketchup. We will meet after each game to see how the sandwich can improve because everything needs improvement and it starts with me. Are you willing to fulfill your mission for the team?
Curtis: If that's what it takes to keep my scholarship.
 
 
 
 
Way too much time on my hands.
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