Ozcuse
All American
- Joined
- Aug 29, 2011
- Messages
- 6,615
- Like
- 12,990
My fiancee just sent me this email at work,
Dear Ozcuse,
I know I said that you're the love of my life and man of my dreams but I regret to inform you that I've taken a position with the Buffalo Bills. Our time together was a great experience for me and this was a very difficult decision to make. I believe in our six years that I made a positive contribution to your life and I believe I'm leaving you in a better place than I found you.
Love,
ExMrsOzcuse
P.S. I took the better behaved dog, the nicer car, the heirloom antique plate set from your grandparents, and the mortgage check I wrote this month is going to bounce. XOXO
couchburn
Dear Ozcuse,
I know I said that you're the love of my life and man of my dreams but I regret to inform you that I've taken a position with the Buffalo Bills. Our time together was a great experience for me and this was a very difficult decision to make. I believe in our six years that I made a positive contribution to your life and I believe I'm leaving you in a better place than I found you.
Love,
ExMrsOzcuse
P.S. I took the better behaved dog, the nicer car, the heirloom antique plate set from your grandparents, and the mortgage check I wrote this month is going to bounce. XOXO
couchburn