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[QUOTE="orangenirvana, post: 513059, member: 156"]
August, 2013, somewhere in New Jersey...
 
Carter: Coach, you said I could play running back.
 
Flood: Sure, David, and that's where you're playing. What's the problem?
 
Carter: Um...it's Devan, and I'm not playing running back. You have me at fullback.
 
Flood: Well, a fullback is technically a running back.
 
(Awkward silence)
 
Carter: All you have me doing is blocking drills. I haven't touched a football since I got here. I committed to this place because you were the only coach in the country to promise me I could play running back. This is bullsh--
 
Flood: So you don't like your running back role, huh? Hmmm...let's see here. It looks like we happen to have an opening at outside linebacker. You could give that a shot if you're not happy.
 
Carter: *sigh* Fine, whatever.
 
Flood: Great! I'm glad I could help you out, David. Remember, we're a .A.M.I.L.Y here at Rutgers! *walks away*
 
Carter: It's Devan, moron.
 
Flood: What?
 
Carter: Nothing...
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