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Message: [QUOTE="JoeCollege, post: 1735473, member: 189"] Haley is trailing in the polls as of my 4:16PM vote. I find this sad, but really not surprising. The denizens of this community are brutish, slovenly, drunken heathens, with no moral compass and a complete inability to comprehend the most basic human niceties. They eschew fig newtons and milk in favor of Utica Club and Doritos. They tend to be highly malodorous, flatulent, inarticulate, and crass- and that's just the women and children. If as many of our board members and contributors voted for Haley as have debated the merits of Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage, or if as many votes were cast as Dome foams consumed by our merry band of misfits, Haley would win in a landslide. Sadly, we're more attuned to the foul escapades of PeteCalvin's mother than we are to all that is good and wholesome and right in this world. Shame on all of us. Except me. I voted for Haley because, Judge Smales, I want to be good. [/QUOTE]