ESPN's Jason King— where does he come up with this stuff?!

[pearl31]

He does a weekly "King's Court" blog type thing. This week, towards the bottom of the blog, appears this gem:

Christmas gift ideas for …


Syracuse: $120 gift certificates to Lord & Taylor
Texas Tech and Rutgers: Capri Suns, orange slices and warm fuzzies
Tennessee: Hula hoops as replacements for rims
Gonzaga: The Big 12's automatic NCAA tournament berth, since they'll have defeated just about every team in the league other than Kansas, which will get a bid anyway.

 

[orangefan13]

Syracuse: Doris Burke and John Saunders announcing all our games this year.

 

[Orangemen]

I wish he had given MCW the gift a few weeks before xmas this year.

 

[dollarbill44]

That's actually a pretty good line.