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Every thread that devolves into "marketing"...

Scooch

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...totally reminds me of that awesome South Park episode about the underwear gnomes.

Step 1. Steal underwear.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. Profit!


"I know your product has been crappy for 10 years, but if you just MARKET it more..."
 
...totally reminds me of that awesome South Park episode about the underwear gnomes.

Step 1. Steal underwear.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. Profit!


"I know your product has been crappy for 10 years, but if you just MARKET it more..."
But Scooch, if we just do what all the major power schools do then we'll be just like them!
 
It's not about marketing. Obviously it's about getting a new, outdoor stadium, more parking, and new uniforms. We get that and the team will win.
 
But Scooch, if we just do what all the major power schools do then we'll be just like them!

No way! Just shut up and be happy we even have a football program. Coach can run it anyway he wants. Just make sure no matter how disengaged the program is to the local community, how thick the veil of secrecy is between the program and our fans, how we are now going on a full decade of mediocre and boring football and how football isn't ingrained into the community's culture like in the south, you, YES YOU SU FAN, just show up to the games 3 hours early, slambooey some beers, attend the games (I DON'T CARE IF IT IS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT OR AGAINST STONY BROOK, THIS IS 'MERICA, JACK!) and then you better slam some more beers after the game and party down like the Mayans were right about this end of times thing. And then, maybe, just maybe, you can be an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD CELEBRITY! You can dismiss rational ideas and calm discussions with total disregard for logic or truth. Winning cures everything. And maybe you will have to wait another five years for us to be back to our 1990s success, but so what? What is 15 years of waiting? 20 years? Seriously, patience is a MOTHERF'N virtue! #ALL-LIN (Like the Jeremy Lin thing - see, I get hashtags!!!!)

/sarcasm
 
...totally reminds me of that awesome South Park episode about the underwear gnomes.

Step 1. Steal underwear.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. Profit!


"I know your product has been crappy for 10 years, but if you just MARKET it more..."

Like billboards at Yankee Stadium, stuff like that? :)
 
No way! Just shut up and be happy we even have a football program. Coach can run it anyway he wants. Just make sure no matter how disengaged the program is to the local community, how thick the veil of secrecy is between the program and our fans, how we are now going on a full decade of mediocre and boring football and how football isn't ingrained into the community's culture like in the south, you, YES YOU SU FAN, just show up to the games 3 hours early, slambooey some beers, attend the games (I DON'T CARE IF IT IS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT OR AGAINST STONY BROOK, THIS IS 'MERICA, JACK!) and then you better slam some more beers after the game and party down like the Mayans were right about this end of times thing. And then, maybe, just maybe, you can be an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD CELEBRITY! You can dismiss rational ideas and calm discussions with total disregard for logic or truth. Winning cures everything. And maybe you will have to wait another five years for us to be back to our 1990s success, but so what? What is 15 years of waiting? 20 years? Seriously, patience is a MOTHERF'N virtue! #ALL-LIN (Like the Jeremy Lin thing - see, I get hashtags!!!!)

/sarcasm

See this guy gets hashtags.
 

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