Flipping the script

[Cuseball]

It’s not over but there are some changes immediately needed. The team needs to become Bad As$ and it starts from the top.

Jimmy B:

• Start wearing a headband to keep his mask on and demand team calls him Sensei
• Insult and make fun of team members for awful play (he might already do that)
• When player fails to dive for loose ball or doesn’t go hard to hoop yell out “That’s a Pusxy move”
• Purchase computer from the local pawn shop and get on the internet to finally scout opponents

Buddy:

• New hairstyle (I suggest a red mohawk)
• Ditch Buddy and go with a cool nickname such as "Reaper", "Cannon", "Buckshot" or "Fish Eye"

Marek:

• knuckle tattoos with “ILIKE PIZZA”
• wear super short shorts and knee high white socks
• Shave head and wear goggles

Joe:

• Grow long flowing locks and tie it up in a man bun

• Forget the goatee and grow a real stache
• Cool nickname such as “Wheezer” or “JG3”

Team:

• Strike first…. no sitting back in the zone. Come out full court press, talking trash and swagger up and down the court
• Each player develop patented celebrations after each made bucket (Quincy = riding motorcycle; Marek = inhaling imaginary cigarette; Griffin = guitar strumming; Buddy = fake phone to ear; Kadary = injecting drugs into his vein; Joe = feed me). The others won’t play so they don’t need a celebration
• Hit on opposing coach’s wife and cheerleaders throughout the game

I think this will be the change we all deserve and need. If some of these changes can be made, anything is truly possible.

Cuse!

 

[OrangeXtreme]

I thought this was another thread about throwback uniforms.

 

[stlorange]

Love it! Post of the day for sure!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

This is a good post imo.

 

[Cusesky8214]

I feel like these ideas were stolen from Kobra Kai!

 

[Cuseball]

I feel like these ideas were stolen from Kobra Kai!

No Mercy!

 

[SBU72]

It’s not over but there are some changes immediately needed. The team needs to become Bad As$ and it starts from the top.

Jimmy B:

• Start wearing a headband to keep his mask on and demand team calls him Sensei
• Insult and make fun of team members for awful play (he might already do that)
• When player fails to dive for loose ball or doesn’t go hard to hoop yell out “That’s a Pusxy move”
• Purchase computer from the local pawn shop and get on the internet to finally scout opponents

Buddy:

• New hairstyle (I suggest a red mohawk)
• Ditch Buddy and go with a cool nickname such as "Reaper", "Cannon", "Buckshot" or "Fish Eye"

Marek:

• knuckle tattoos with “ILIKE PIZZA”
• wear super short shorts and knee high white socks
• Shave head and wear goggles

Joe:

• Grow long flowing locks and tie it up in a man bun

• Forget the goatee and grow a real stache
• Cool nickname such as “Wheezer” or “JG3”

Team:

• Strike first…. no sitting back in the zone. Come out full court press, talking trash and swagger up and down the court
• Each player develop patented celebrations after each made bucket (Quincy = riding motorcycle; Marek = inhaling imaginary cigarette; Griffin = guitar strumming; Buddy = fake phone to ear; Kadary = injecting drugs into his vein; Joe = feed me). The others won’t play so they don’t need a celebration
• Hit on opposing coach’s wife and cheerleaders throughout the game

I think this will be the change we all deserve and need. If some of these changes can be made, anything is truly possible.

Cuse!

Q already has a signature move, the low five to invisible teammates when at the foul line.

 

[Sherman20]

It’s not over but there are some changes immediately needed. The team needs to become Bad As$ and it starts from the top.

Jimmy B:

• Start wearing a headband to keep his mask on and demand team calls him Sensei
• Insult and make fun of team members for awful play (he might already do that)
• When player fails to dive for loose ball or doesn’t go hard to hoop yell out “That’s a Pusxy move”
• Purchase computer from the local pawn shop and get on the internet to finally scout opponents

Buddy:

• New hairstyle (I suggest a red mohawk)
• Ditch Buddy and go with a cool nickname such as "Reaper", "Cannon", "Buckshot" or "Fish Eye"

Marek:

• knuckle tattoos with “ILIKE PIZZA”
• wear super short shorts and knee high white socks
• Shave head and wear goggles

Joe:

• Grow long flowing locks and tie it up in a man bun
• Forget the goatee and grow a real stache
• Cool nickname such as “Wheezer” or “JG3”

Team:

• Strike first…. no sitting back in the zone. Come out full court press, talking trash and swagger up and down the court
• Each player develop patented celebrations after each made bucket (Quincy = riding motorcycle; Marek = inhaling imaginary cigarette; Griffin = guitar strumming; Buddy = fake phone to ear; Kadary = injecting drugs into his vein; Joe = feed me). The others won’t play so they don’t need a celebration
• Hit on opposing coach’s wife and cheerleaders throughout the game

I think this will be the change we all deserve and need. If some of these changes can be made, anything is truly possible.

Cuse!

This is magic. More please.

 

[SUGIANT]

It’s not over but there are some changes immediately needed. The team needs to become Bad As$ and it starts from the top.

Jimmy B:

• Start wearing a headband to keep his mask on and demand team calls him Sensei
• Insult and make fun of team members for awful play (he might already do that)
• When player fails to dive for loose ball or doesn’t go hard to hoop yell out “That’s a Pusxy move”
• Purchase computer from the local pawn shop and get on the internet to finally scout opponents

Buddy:

• New hairstyle (I suggest a red mohawk)
• Ditch Buddy and go with a cool nickname such as "Reaper", "Cannon", "Buckshot" or "Fish Eye"

Marek:

• knuckle tattoos with “ILIKE PIZZA”
• wear super short shorts and knee high white socks
• Shave head and wear goggles

Joe:

• Grow long flowing locks and tie it up in a man bun
• Forget the goatee and grow a real stache
• Cool nickname such as “Wheezer” or “JG3”

Team:

• Strike first…. no sitting back in the zone. Come out full court press, talking trash and swagger up and down the court
• Each player develop patented celebrations after each made bucket (Quincy = riding motorcycle; Marek = inhaling imaginary cigarette; Griffin = guitar strumming; Buddy = fake phone to ear; Kadary = injecting drugs into his vein; Joe = feed me). The others won’t play so they don’t need a celebration
• Hit on opposing coach’s wife and cheerleaders throughout the game

I think this will be the change we all deserve and need. If some of these changes can be made, anything is truly possible.

Cuse!

I didn’t see, “Run down the court after a Basket, grab junk in front of opposition bench or at any “hottie” near by yelling “War Otto MFers!”

 

[DoubleDee]

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Sweep the leg!