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[QUOTE="stuckinbig11, post: 453936, member: 503"]
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players:
   "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his
grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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   Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
   So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on
Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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   What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
   Drool.
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   How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a
light bulb?
   None. That's a sophomore course.
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   How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
   The cow fell on him.
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   Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
   One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
   The other looked up in the sky and said,  "Where?"
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   A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday
in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
   He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.  Luckily, the
manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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   What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player
dressed in a three-piece suit? "
   "Will the defendant please rise."
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   If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is
driving?
   The police officer.
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   How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
   There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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   What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
   A full set of teeth.
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   University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of
his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress
themselves.
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   How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
   They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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   Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
   He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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   How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?
   Pay him for the pizza.
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   What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football
players life?
   Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III

Quote of the day, "I was so stupid in college, they hired a footbal
player to tutor me."--Terry Bradshaw.
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