Hey Baylor...

[Lawrinson14]

You trotted your team out in perhaps the ugliest uniform in ncaa basketball.

For that, you should still feel bad.

 

[OburgOrange]

You trotted your team out in perhaps the ugliest uniform in ncaa basketball.


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For that, you should still feel bad.

That has to be hard on your eyes this morning.

 

[Lawrinson14]

That has to be hard on your eyes this morning.

Tell me about it. Im doing it on my phone too. Thank god for ginger ale.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

Texas? only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down (not that there is anything wrong with that) .

You should feel bad.

 

[orangepassion]

You trotted your team out in perhaps the ugliest uniform in ncaa basketball.


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For that, you should still feel bad.

Do you think they glow in the dark?

 

[SUfaninAZ]

Hey Baylor,

We've already got ourselves one bear... We're wanting more!

You should feel bad.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Hey baylor,

Scott drew.

You should feel bad.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

Murder and an accessory.

You should feel bad.

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

Stop trying to be Oregon.

You should feel bad.

 

[No Hoyas]

Hey Baylor,

You are located in Waco,

You should feel bad

 

[raf4488]

Hey Baylor,

Your student code of conduct expressly prohibits "non-marital consensual deviate sexual intercourse."

I don't think you "get" college.

You should feel bad.

 

[Dave85]

Hey Baylor,

Scruffy's? Really?

3. Waco, Texas: Baylor University
Waco is so bereft of good restaurants that a local food blogger actually praised the food at Chili's and Red Lobster. Options are so scarce that students routinely drive two hours to Dallas to visit the Cheesecake Factory.

http://www.chow.com/food-news/91148/the-10-college-towns-with-the-worst-food/

You should feel bad.

P.S. "Dave, your wings are ready!"

 

[osullfam]

A Baylor fan walks into a doctor’s office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, “How can I help you?” The frog replies, “I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt.”

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Hey Baylor,

Your student code of conduct expressly prohibits "non-marital consensual deviate s e x ual intercourse."

I don't think you "get" college.

You should feel bad.

One man's deviance is another man's Friday night/Saturday morning group sleep over.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

All my exes live in Texas.

So I probably did your wife.

You should feel bad.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey Baylor,

Your mom.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

Your mom.

Boom.

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

Your mom.

Oh no you didntttttt.

Baylor, he did..

and you should feel bad.

 

[OrangeTown]

Hey Baylor,

You're not Syracuse.

You should feel bad.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

This one time I was just chilling when all th...


you.

You should feel bad. That story was about to get real good.

 

[Trueblue25]

Hey Baylor,

We have 4 players averaging double figures and our point guard is numb to emotion. Syracuse has also figured out the age old mystery of free throw shooting.

You should feel bad and terrified, absolutely terrified.

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

If I say your name out loud people wont know if im talking about your school or a person who retains ownership of goods but entrusts possession of them to another under a bailment.

You should feel bad.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey Baylor,

I'm extremely jealous of your football team's offense.

You should feel bad. Actually, I should feel bad. And I do.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

I'm extremely jealous of your football team's offense.

You should feel bad. Actually, I should feel bad. And I do.

This isn't how this works. We 're rainbows a unicorns up in here. Doom and gloom is resigned to our foe.

 

[jekelish]

Hey Baylor,

I was going to say we're going to kill you guys, but based on history you're just fine at handling that yourselves.

Too soon?

Oh well. You should feel bad.